Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then everyone copies your strategy.

I wish that my cute Oshawott didn't go missing... (I miss him)

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. However, he's been petrified!

I wish for a better cell phone.

 

[Outkin]

Granted, but the very expensive cellphone has given you a major debt that will take many years to clear, if you ever clear it.

I wish I could shoot lazers out of my eyes.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but you go blind after 1 shot.

I wish I could bring people back from the dead.

 

[LadySurreal]

Wish granted, Hitler and Hirohito revived and slaughtered more Slavs, Chinese, Koreans, Jews, Homosexuals, Disabled and Gypsies.


I wish for another wish.

 

[Outkin]

Granted, but you waste it on another wish, which you decide to use to give youself another wish, which results in an endless circle of wishing.....

I wish I could have a pet phoenix.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it turns out to be my missing cute Oshawott.

I wish for a Poketch.

 

[Outkin]

Granted, but it runs on nuclear power and ends up giving you radiation posioning.

I wish I was stronger.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but you end up destroying the world.

I wish for freedom of information...

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted. Somebody collects information on you and steals your identity.

I wish it wasn't tax season right now.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but they turn out to be bad politicians.

I wish that I can see things from the back of my head...

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But now you can't see things from the front of your head.

I wish I wasn't feeling so tired.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but you suddenly fall asleep.

I wish that Xulek would stop throwing jokes at me.

 

[Strdstwanderer]

Granted, now you are being assaulted with them

I wish My Little Pony Friendship is Magic was real

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but they're all zombies.

I wish for a talking house.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it eats you.

I wish for the end of WikiLeaks, I hate those documents...

 

[SapphireFlames]

Granted, but you explode in the process. I wish for Twilight to end!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then Edward sucks your blood.

I wish more people visited my fancy Facebook page.

 

[SapphireFlames]

Granted but then everyone hates it and unfriends you
I wish for an unlimited supply of pie.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but a Snorlax eats it all.

I wish Zero has the biggest fanbase of all Vampire Knight characters.