Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Granted but he starts claiming that he is Julian Assange.

I wish that more users called me "male".

 

[halcyonic]

Granted but in the end, you get mixed up with your gender & accidentally confirms you're a male.

I wish I had a Japanese username.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied cos you can't decide which name to use.

I wish that Marriland uploaded more videos.

 

[halcyonic]

Granted but they switched topic & made reviews about technology instead.

I wish I could stay up late tonight.

 

[Altomare]

Sure, you can stay up late....because your neighbor will play rock music at the loudest volume, rendering any attempt at sleep useless.
I wish there were no classes tommorow.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but you have no life tomorrow (Philippines gets bombed)

 

[roosterman]

granted but you were in the philippines at the time.

i wish someone would make me a sprite and post it

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but it's not what you wanted.

I wish for a Snorlax plushie.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but then the stuffed Snorlax explodes because it was programmed to eat everything in your fridge.

I wish my DS Lite didn't quit working so now I can't play Soul Silver :(

 

[Altomare]

Sure, but now you lost your charger. Good luck finding a new one....

I wish I'm better at math.

OFF TOPIC: I just wished that there were no classes.....now there really is no classes (but not because of bombing, only storm)

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but you have to go through so many tests.

I wish Umbr30n stopped doing "Oshawott died" pranks on me.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but then your Oshawott starts crying because it misses the pranks.

I wish America wasn't such an idiotoc country. (even tho I live here)

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but Australia makes fun of the USA.

I wish I didn't have to download all these games to play them.

 

[roosterman]

granted but then it became idiotic again because you miss-spelled "idiotic"

i wish i could find a way to make pokeballs so i can capture all the people i don't like

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then you piss off Stewie Griffin and everyone knows what happens here.

I wish I didn't have to use my PS3 browser for my internet cuz my laptop broke.

 

[roosterman]

granted but the internet broke

i wish i knew what that last response meant

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, now your officially a retard. Heres your sign

I wish CoD would fall to the ground.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but Battlefield is on the rise.

I wish I can have a redo button.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then you don't know Hikari.

I wish that people looked more into my humor.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but then you become the laughing stock of PC

I wish for a gold star.