Okay, you must read the instructions one by one, and do the step as soon as you read it.
1. turn on your gameboy. start a new game on pokemon silver.
When you are asked the time, say 1.00 a.m.
Make sure it is 4 pm in real life. When asked your name, go to 'new name'
and name yourself 'steve' If your name is Steve, name yourself 'betty'
2. listen to the radio 100 times. DO NOT GO DOWNSTAIRS!!!!
On the 100th time, you will hear the phanphy's cry!
Donphan will come and use rollout on you. Use the radio for self defense.
When you grab the radio, it will turn into a sword. Slay the Donphan.
3. The radio will turn into a Phanphy. use the t.v to smash it's head. In it's deceased head is a pokeball. grab it.
4. Go downstairs. Your mom will say 'the clock is wrong. Let me change it' She will change the clock then she'll notice your pokeball. She'll tell you to show it to Prof.Elm. Go to prof.elm. He'll say his usual stuff, but let you keep your pokeball as your first pokemon.
5. Now you can open your pokeball. It won't work. Talk to prof.elm, heal the ball, talk to prof.elm, then look in the rubbish bin. repeat this process 1000 times.
6. the pokeball will open, and in it will be a voltorb. you can throw it at something by pressing 'B' stand in front of prof.elm and push 'b'
Now you have 5 seconds before the voltorb explodes. Run out. If you managed to escape, the lab will explode behind you, and your rival will bump into you.
7. He won't talk to you. Smash your head against the screen until your head bleeds. now he'll talk. He'll give you a pokeball. The pokeball will contain Mew.
Then the gameboy will explode.
That's right, you did all that for NOTHING!! NNNNOOOTTTHHHIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
How to catch spongebob.
On ruby/sapphire, gameshark to get dive. dive into a puddle after rain. It won't work. dive into the puddle 12 times, then a man will say
'stop that! You're an idiot, you know that? What kind of moron dives into a puddle?' Then he'll take you through the trees, and you can still use your menu at this time. While he is taking you, use your menu and go to 'pokedex' you will see a silhouette of Sponngebob. Then the man will say
'stop looking at your pokedex!' then you will come to a place with water in the middle. dive into the water. You are now in Bikini bottom. You can catch Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs, and many other characters.
