Where to even start on this one....
Currently I own two dogs and four cats. The two dogs are both little Chihuahua's and are SUPER annoying little things. They bark, and they bark, and they bark.... It just gets to be a bit much. The thing about their bark, too, is that unlike a real dog it is so high-pitched and god-awful. It's worse than nails on a chalkboard to me!! It might just be evoking some bad memories of these miserable little creatures, but nonetheless: Chihuahuas are lame! As for my cats, two of them(the oldest two) are both gray and white. They are named Marty and Bud. Marty is our oldest cat and he used to mob around punking on Bud and the other kitty-kats in my neighborhood. Recently, however, he battled a dog and has a nasty battle scar to bear witness to such a tragic event. It is slowly healing and the fur is even starting to grow back now! Bud is the second cat I own and I got him my friend when she moved as she couldn't take him and just kind of left him here.... He used to be a pretty cool cat but now he's all like senile(which is weird because he's only like 1 and a half) and acts hella strange. He dislikes cats because my older cat beat him up all the time and will only eat out of his food bowl as a last resort; he much prefers to eat his food out of a pile on the ground or chair. My other two cats we got around the same time, within a month or two iirc. The first one was an all black cat that my grandma's neighbor had to give away. I THINK my family named him Snickers, but I don't ever refer to him as that... I just call him the "Black Kitty" or the "(Little) Negro Kitty" as a joke amoung mates. He doesn't do a whole lot, haha. He just lays their mostly, tending to pick the most inconvenient spots like right in the walk way i front of the gate to my backyard will someone will step on him when they are coming through, not paying ANY attention and especially in the night. The last cat we have is an orange one that I used to call "Orange Kitty" as it never really got a name. Recently, however, I have taken to calling her Jowalla, as that is her true, given-by-mother name(more inside jokery, ofc).
Other than what I own right now I have owned 5 other dogs and countless other cats. My dogs were: 1.) Karma, a black German Shepard that is as dumb as a doornail and loves to chase shadows. We don't have enough property for him and so we gave him to my Uncle to care for. 2.) Lucy, a black Lab. I don't really remember this dog all that much to be honest. We didn't have her very long and she quickly was transferred to a better match for a home. 3.) Bammer was the first dog that I ever remember owning. I don't even know what breed he is, just that he was a small ,miserable little thing. My mom thought he was Guinea Pig when she first saw him. 4&5.) When I lived in Sacramento I(well my mom, really) owned two Boxers and these are the dogs that I have the faintest memory of one. I don't even really remember their names but I think that the females name was Maggie and the male was Ty. But don't quote me on that last one! Other pets we've owned have included turtles, chickens, snakes, lizards, and at one point even a wolf!