Never Ending Cheat! [Now with 20% more Completion!]

[Skystrike]

fiddle with the cartridge ever-so-slightly. The Pokeball will capture your mew, but the text will say [player] threw one M4st3r B4||!!!!111!!!!one!!!shift. Then you will have your Shiny Mew! Next, fly on your Mew to Pallet, and hax your way into the League by doing a remake of the Dokokashira door glitch. It will work, and you'll enter the Hall of Fame. These should be your Play Time/Pokedex/Badge count...
(you fill in the blanks :3)

 

[何贤豪]

Play Time: 999:99
Pokedex: 151
Badge: 8

Playing the save file would make your game crash forever...except if you would throw your game to the floor when it crashes. After it hits the floor, play it...and your Play Time, Pokedex and Badges should be like this:

Play Time: 4:13
Pokedex: 130
Badge: 4

Play the game and you'll be at home. Go outside and you'll battle your rival without any Pokemon. Due to this, you'll be using yourself to battle your rival's Pokemon. Your rival's Pokemon will proceed to ... ... ...

 

[Adam Levine]

A Patapon. Lolwut. The Patapon is to lazy and after a few seconds a Shiny Arcues appears in front of you and....kill the Patapon! But since the game crashes, leading the game to...

 

[Unknown#]

Reset! However, when you start the game back up all you will have are two glitched Magikarp, the music won't play, the sixth item in every pocket will be duplicated by 1000, your Hall of Fame date will be corrupted, and the graphics will...

 

[darkpokeball]

all be in reverse. Get a second DS, and boot up PokeTransfer. Save in your current, glitched out reverse sprite game. THen, when you are selecting Pokemon to transfer, look in your third box. All the pokemon in there were not there before. There are thirty. Transfer these six:
JUNICHI-Shiny Mew
SDFLKJEI-??? (This one is strange. It's a black circle with a question mark. Weird.)
PACHIRISU-Starly
PACHIRISU-Pachirisu
PACHIRISU-Munchlax
MUNCHLAX-Pachirisu
Catch all the pokemon in this order:
PACHIRISU(Munchlax)
JUNICHI
PACHIRISU(Starly)
MUNCHLAX
PACHIRISU(Pachirisu)
SDFLKJEI

Then, check your PC. Withdraw the black circle with the question mark in it, and it's sprite should change to a Rattatta. Take the Rattatta to Pinwheel Forest. Run around until some grass starts shaking. Enter the grass. A reversed sprite should appear, saying WILD YOUNGSTER HAS APPEARED! It's a reverse youngster sprite from the original pokemon Red/Blue. Capture it. Then view YOUNGSTER's summary screen, and hold down the L and R buttons. View Rattatta's summary screen. Hold down the X and Y buttons. Exit, and then out of nowhere, dialogue will appear:
YOUNGSTER: :SLKDJF Hello SDlkfJ Rattatta LKSD You SARIO Are OAIUSD In OI The SOID TOP WOIERU PERCENTAGE.

Hit A. The game will make weird sounds, and you'll start hearing pokemon cries. When you hear Meowth's pokemon cry, turn the game off. Turn the game back on. You should be in PokeTransfer lab. Check your party. You should have one pokemon: Meowth. Give it an item: In your items pocket, you should see a chainsaw. Give it to Meowth. THen, with Chainsaw Meowth, you must...

 

[何贤豪]

Chop down the Poke Transfer Lab. After that has happened, Meowth should disappear and become Koffing, Ekans, Weezing and Arbok. Check Arbok and Koffing's stats. They should all be able to be divided by either 13 or 4. If Arbok's stats are able to be divided by 4, press the L button and you should be seeing Weezing's stats. Its stats should be able to be divided by 8. If this is correct, press the R button and you will see Ekans' stats. If they can't be divided by either 2, 3, 5 or 7...press L and R. You should see a Persian's stats. If its name isn't Giovanni, it should be R33ADNOOKB and it should hold a chainsaw. Go to the Pokemon Center and use that chainsaw to cut the PC. All of your Pokemon should be turned into Porygon-Z. There should be four of them who have nicknames. The first one should be Read, Red, Nook or Smogon. The second could be Silver or Giovanni. The third should be Jessie, James or CatForm. The fourth could be Petrel, Proton, Archer, Ariana, Castform, CatTrans, CatForms or Meowth. If they all don't have nicknames, soft reset and you should be in Team Rocket's HQ. In here, you should be surrounded by many Team Rocket Grunts. They should move forward and attack. To defend yourself, ask all of your Porygon-Z to use...

 

[darkpokeball]

Hyper Beam. Your DS will suddenly start heating up. Throw it into a bucket, and turn teh bucket upside down. You should feel a THUMP! When you take off the bucket, your DS should be screwed nad dead...torn apart, some melted plastic here and tehre, weird noises. A small flame or two...
Anyways, carefully pull the game out if you can. Clean it up, brush it off, make sure it has no glass or melted DS on it. Plug the game into a new DS. Turn it on. YOu should come to a white screen. Press and hold L. The White Screen will turn into nugget bridge, you are playing as Brendan in Gen 1. Beat all the trainers. Then press and hold R...the game will make a weird noise. Go into the PokeCenter. Exit. Beat all the trainers on Nugget Bridge again. Repeat. On your fifth time, on your final battle, release R just as the trainer sends out their final pokemon. The final pokemon will now be a wild Mew. Catch it. Name it JUNICHI. Out of the battle, you should be in a room with three doors. Enter the middle one. Alder will be waiting there. Battle him. You only have JUNICHI. After you win, save. Turn off. Turn on. Talk to Alder. He will say....

 

[Skystrike]

"Hello World!" then the game will start printing glitchy text. To stop this, you must...

 

[Ostrich]

Get in a car and drive to Ohio as fast as you can. Find a cabin in the woods outside of Toledo. There will be a man inside. He will fix the glitchy text. However, all of your Pokemon are now exotic fruits. To revert them to their original state have Papaya use...

 

[gamerdna223]

...Transform! All of the fruits will then transform into Lv. 100 Mews named JUNICHI. Then, out of nowhere, all of the gym leaders, Elite Four members, and champions in the history of the world will appear, all using only 1 Lv. 50 JUNICHI. Battle them in order, (Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, etc.) and once you battle Clay, he'll say, "HAY I THOT I BANED U!!" and he will pelt you with Papayas. You are immobile until you press B 8,192 times. Once this is done, you will start pelting Clay with berries. Clay will then run away. Proceed to battle Skyla and continue until Alder has been defeated. Alder will then say, "U SON OF A KITTEH", and the game will crash, making you start the whole game over. To prevent this, press Right on the D-Pad the millisecond the letter A appears. Alder will then shoot toxic flames from his mouth, and you will black out. You will find yourself in a room in the PokeCenter. Several Nurse Joys will appear. Then you must say into the DS's microphone, "Hi mommy. Is the man who called you a kitteh gone?" Your DS will then explode. The only remnant is the game card, which is unscathed. Then drive all the way to California, and you will find a ditch while driving around the outskirts of Fresno. Get out of the car, jump into the ditch and you will suddenly be warped to an underground GameStop. Ask the clerk for a bowl of Pikachu Cereal. He'll then give you a brand new Pearl Pink 3DS. Then insert your game card into the slot, and you will be in Mistralton City. Go into the airplane and you will fly to the real world. Get in someone's in-game car (as in it doesn't have to be yours), and drive to the same ditch in Fresno. The clerk who gave you the 3DS will challenge you with a Level 106 Magikarp with the moves Splash, Tackle, Flail, and Hyper Beam. Defeat the clerk, and....

 

[Unknown#]

Wake Up (in the game, of course)! It ends up the clerk was really just part of a dream! Wake up again, then a second time, in thus exiting from the inception. Save the game then climb out of the GameStop and pop all of your tires. Then remove all items from your car. Steal a passing by Ferrari Enzo or 458 (it has to be an Enzo or a 458 or the glitch won't work) and drive all the way to Oregon. Go into a Waffle House (or an IHOP, whichever comes first) and place your DS into one of the slots in a toaster. Remember to save and take your game out first!Then place a piece of toast in the other slot (because all toasters toast toast), smear your game cart with butter, place it on the toast, and wait. When your DS comes out it will be a waffle and the toast that had your game on it will be a Gameboy with a copy of Pokemon Crystal.Eat the waffle then fly to Goldenrod City and...

 

[gamerdna223]

You will have the following Pokemon - Mew (JUNICHI), Mew (JUNICHI), Missingno. (no.Missing), Snorlax (LgMUNCHLAX), Scizor (JUNICHI), and Scizor (SCYTHER) in that order. Go to the name rater's house and rename the Snorlax "NAME RATER". The name rater will accuse you of copyright infringement and sue you. After you win the case, he gets so mad that he punches a hole in the floor of the Radio Tower. Jump into it and your character will get eaten by a giant ?????. He will white out and reappear at the Pokemon Center. By now, your pancakes should have arrived in real life. Be sure to ask for a side of bacon, or else the glitch will not work. Then outside (in RL), it will start raining DSs and all of its variations, including the 3DS. Finish your pancakes, go outside, and be sure to pick up a Pearl Pink 3DS if you're a guy, or a Flare Red 3DS if you're a girl. Then insert your copy of Pokemon Black or White, and save the game exactly 183.9169547 seconds after starting it. Once this happens, fly to Driftveil City, and Clay will be standing right next to where you land. Talk to him and he will say, "ZOMG U R SUCH A N00B!" The 3DS will then cause a massive nuclear explosion that will destroy the entire state of Oregon, including all of its residents. In that case, don't talk to Clay. Instead, walk 3 steps to the left. Then, it will start raining Meloettas. Do NOT talk to any of them except for the one that lands right next to Clay. Then, talk to that one and Meloetta will use Psychic on you. You black out and....

 

[何贤豪]

See a mirage in real life...of you beating the Champion. If you sleep, you should be dreaming about being able to wear any animal costume...weirdly, if you use a cat costume, which really happens, you'd act like one too. When this happens, you'd be sleepwalking and you'll take your 3DS (right?) to play it. Problem is, due to your dream, you'd still be acting like a cat when you're taking the 3DS. Cats can't really take items that well, so instead of taking your 3DS, you made it slip and fall. When it falls, it would buzz with a frequency that only cats can hear...and you hear it! Because of that, you woke up. You take the 3DS and see that you're at Driftveil Gym. You're in a battle against Clay and he has an Arceus (Ground-type). Your Pokemon are swapped with Kyogre and Politoed... You use them to beat the Arceus. It proves to be extremely hard. When you have only one Pokemon and it is Kyogre, soft reset. If it is Politoed, instantly go back to sleep and repeat everything that has happened until your last Pokemon is a Kyogre. If you soft reset, you'd be in Driftveil Gym, nearby the elevator that brings you to Clay. You go down and...

 

[gamerdna223]

Clay says, "DIE YOU....." and then he starts cursing in a frequency only Audinos can hear. So, while he is screeching, go out to Route 6 and catch an Audino, and nickname it "DIE YOU...". Take it back to Clay and he will replace all of your Pokemon with 5 Mews named JUNICHI and 1 Groudon name MASUDA. Make sure the 3rd JUNICHI in the party knows Psychic. If he doesn't, use a TM to teach it Psychic. Then fly to Mistralton City and a message saying "Groudon used Fire Blast!" You are then burned. Literally. Then, in real life, drive all the way to Los Angeles, and take a plane to Tokyo. Then go to the Nintendo Headquarters and....

 

[darkpokeball]

....go into the room that says:
QUACK! WE ARE DUCKS! on front.
Yes, there is a room that says this. You should see some pokemon games. Pick up a copy of Pokemon BRed if you can find one...that's right, a Sharpie'd B should be before the R. Boot it up on the gameboy you always carry in your pocket. Check your party. All Mew's named JUNICHI with the exception of one Groundon named MASUDA. BRed has every pokemon from every generation. So go ahead and catch a Weedle and name it:
SATOSHI TAJIRA.
Deposit a JUNICHI and withdraw SATOSHI.
Now, point your Gameboy at your DS. In your DS, use the Transfer Machine. BRed will act like Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. Transfer your deposited JUNICHI, then while it is saving, turn off. Then, in BRED, deposit Satoshi. Transfer Satoshi after turning back on. The game will then start sputtering out strange sounds...leave Nintendo Headquarters. Drive as fast as you can to Cuba...if you don't make it in time, your game will explode. In Cuba, seek out a man named Jose Momo. Tell Jose this message:
QUACK! QUACK! DUCKS WILL STEAL PAPAYA! QUACK! QUACK!

He will steal your game, and punch in random buttons. Steal the game back. You should be in Pinwheel forest. There you must...

 

[gamerdna223]

Go north and talk to the 4th trainer from the entrance. She will say, "QUACK! QUACK! DUCKLETTS WILL STEAL PAYAPA BERRY!! QUACK! QUACK!" Then a message will say, "School Kid Millie stole your 3DS!" Press A 52.27 times to get it back. Then, in very glitchy text, it will say, "QUACK! QUACK! DUCKLETTS WILL STEAL PAYAPA BERRY!! QUACK! QUACK!" Then, in real life, drive back to the GameStop in Fresno, and ask the clerk for a mango slushie. The clerk should fix your 3DS. As a free limited-time GameStop special, the clerk will give you a book titled, "Karate Moves So Simple, a 5 Year Old Could Do Them". Then, the clerk will tell you that, for the glitch to work, you must go to a remote Nintendo Zone in an alley in Downtown Fresno. Go to the Nintendo Zone viewer, and there will be an option that says, "Fix Pokemon BW." Click it, wait about 5 minutes, and suddenly, ninjas will pop out at you from every corner! Use the karate moves the book taught you to knock out the ninjas. Then you must.....

 

[Skystrike]

Catch Keldeo, with a Master Ball.
Adjacent to 'M, it will transform into a Rhydon. Use this Rhydon to...

 

[darkpokeball]

...go to Alder again, then tank his team ONLY USING Rhydon. Very important. You must win first shot. Alder's team will be different, just a bunch of level 100 glitch pokemon versus level 100 Rhydon. Now, go to Pinwheel Forest. Go to the mossy rock, and talk to it. It will say:
QUACK! QUACK! DUCKLETT WILL STEAL PAPAYA!

A battle will start. It should be a shiny Ducklett. Do not catch it. Do not kill it. You have to use Thief. now, I hope you used a TM on a pokemon, then put them in first slot. Theif a papaya from the Ducklett. The Ducklett will then use teleport. If it teleports before you get the papaya(ex. it is faster) then you are screwed. Thief is the only move to use. Now, with the papaya, save your game. Now drive to the closest McDonalds and whisper to any random little child:
"I know the mask."
The child will be all like 'wut?,' then show the random child the game. The child will suddenly faint. Then, the child will stand up, and speak without opening his/her mouth by using their mind. It is a spirit possessing the child. Do what the spirit instructs. Once done, drive home. You should have ended up in Lostlorn forest with a team of:
Rhypherior
JUNICHI(Mew)
JUNICHI(Mew)
Bayleef
MUNCHLAX(Pachirisu)
PAPAYA(Glitch)

Now, with this team you must...

 

[DannyBoyNz]

Return to alder once more & sweep him with only munchlax using splash. Once done he will get rabies & bite u (The real life u) Now in game u must restart 200,000,000 times before u die You (Real life u) will be transfered to a pokemon center & become a hoppip. Everyone will try to chase u. When someone gets close use splash & Junichi ( Ur mew) will start a fight with u. Then u must.....

 

[darkpokeball]

Return to alder once more & sweep him with only munchlax using splash. Once done he will get rabies & bite u (The real life u) Now in game u must restart 200,000,000 times before u die You (Real life u) will be transfered to a pokemon center & become a hoppip. Everyone will try to chase u. When someone gets close use splash & Junichi ( Ur mew) will start a fight with u. Then u must.....

I had trouble understanding this. 0.o

Anyways, JUNICHI will start a fight with you. So you must recapture it...but you have no pokeballs! So, take the game out of the DS. The game will freeze. DO NOT TURN OFF. Now, eat the game. That night, you should have a dream about Stunkies. In that hoarde of Stunkies is a Mew. Find it and jump on it to capture it. Hope you can withstand the smell of Stunky! The next day, when you wake up, check out your DS screen. It should not be frozen anymore; plug the cartridge back in. Then go to Pokeballs and use a Dream Ball. It should fail. Just faint JUNICHI, and instead of saying JUNICHI has fainted, it will say: YOU SUCCESSFULLY CAUGHT MEW! or something like that. Now, the game should be super glitchy. Be careful where you step...it might crash. Access the GTS. Search for a glitch pokemon. Your game will freeze. Take out the cartridge and the game will keep going. Trade MUNCHLAX for the glitch pokemon. THen, with the glitch pokemon, carefully step around and leave teh PokeCenter. You should be in a cemetary. Read the graves, if you'd like. Find the grave with your name on it. This message should be displayed:
[/PLAYER] FELT A SHARP PAIN!

Your sprite's head will suddenly vanish, and weird red pixels start spilling from where your head should be. The game will turn itself off. Buy another copy. Turn it on. You should be in the cemetary again, but as Cheren. DO NOT READ THE GRAVES! Simply pick up the items in front of them. You should obtain:
JUNICHI (Mew)
PAPAYA (Glitch)

WIth them, exit the cemetary. Enter Skyarrow Bridge. There you must...