Never Ending Cheat

[.:God:.]

jump around like a crazy idiot until the train crashes. you die. then, you restart the game and pick charmander. charmander takes out a pistol and...

 

[Vie]

says: "oh, dude, are you a cat with seven lifes? lets find out!" and shoots you.

 

[.:God:.]

you now have 6 lifes. you kick him in the balls, take the gun, and shoot charmander's eye and toes off. the he falls over. you shoot him in the head. oak calls the police and...

 

[Vie]

you fall in love with officer rocky.

 

[.:God:.]

who is a guy so you turn out to be gay and get arrested and thrown in the jailhouse for 61 years. now that your 75, you...

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

Eat a toaster strudel. Then...

 

[Vie]

your belly explodes and you are dead again. You hear a voice: "dude, are you stupid!" and charmander is standing in front of you again!

 

[.:God:.]

you punch him and beat him to death. then you steal oak's quirtle and bulbasaur. and evolve to Blastoise and Venusaur. then you challenge the elite four and...

 

[Vie]

win. suddenly oak appears and shoots you....again!

 

[The Bringer!]

To prevent yourself from dying you need to...

 

[Vie]

...kiss huntail and become pregnant.

 

[The Bringer!]

You bluntly refuse to do so and are killed by a...

 

[Tyko64]

You bluntly refuse to do so and are killed by a...

Sandlash

Then you get oaks letter, and then..

 

[JKLAZ]

You fly to Vermillion and walk to the dock. You see team rocket, and in confusion, you surf to the side. In front of you is a truck, so you hop in the back..

 

[Akarei Yorume]

It drives you to Lillycove. Take one of your pokemon to the move deleter and make it forget...

 

[JKLAZ]

Who its trainer is... so in horror it runs over a cliff at...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

The seaside. You have to dive off after it...

 

[JKLAZ]

Then you mind starts racing as you see the rocks... dizziness creeps over you as the corners of your vision turn black...


you finger reaches for the pokeball, and hits the little white button. out comes pidgey, who dives to save the little wurmpull.. and you .....

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Die. You hear an extremely annoyed voice:
"HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO TRY TO COME HERE?! YOU AREN'T WANTED!" And you're booted out. You land on a...

 

[.:God:.]

rock. you restart your game again and hop onto an entei's back. he takes you to pacifildog town where you...