Never Ending Cheat

[viridian doubletongue]

...lone Fixedysine that challenges you by...

 

[Rai]

...racing you to the ends of the earth and....

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...trying to get the legendary 300...

 

[Rai]

....that will make you automatically win the game....

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...& be able to move on to the next but infinitely longer & more tedious never-ending cheat...

 

[Rai]

...that will rule the universe and.....

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...become the new top poster on spontaneous acts of randomness...

 

[Shiny Meganium]

..and the never ending counting game. You want to prevent this so you...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...make sure you get every hundredth number on them &...

 

[Utter Disaster]

...eat a tree. You figure this doesn't work, so you...

 

[Sunflorazumarill]

...try to get Sunkernmarill

to evolve into Sunflorazumarill

by...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...giving it a special sun stone called a...

 

[Dragonite Tamer]

... Soluna stone which makes the Sunkernmarril puke on...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...a stone table making a infiniteley powerful soluna...

 

[Chikara]

...use this Soluna to catch the...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...Legendary pokemon of the sun...

 

[Involuntary Twitch]

...which is called the SUPEROOBER1337HO-OHOFDOOMANDSTUFF. When it detects the Soluna stone, it will fly down and challenge you. It immediately uses it's SUPEROOBER1337BEAM attack on you, and you are blasted away. You wake up in...

 

[Karasu]

Oz, where the Munchkins and Toto...

 

[MAR Heaven]

...in a dress dancing with gozilla! he then....

 

[Involuntary Twitch]

...Picks you up, hoists you in the air, and shouts, "OMGLYKimoob3rn1337ph34r." You shoot him with an anti-n00b gun, and he turns into a...