Never Ending Cheat

[Romance Hero]

diamond studded hammer. His face chips away and reveals a map inside. You have to go to a new region. And start with a dunsparce.

 

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who is hacked and has a base stat of 999 in everything and knows surf, thunder, transform and chuck norris cowboy kick

 

[Akarei Yorume]

You run around in circles and a Shiny Suicune...

 

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comes and owns your dunsparce. then you cry

 

[Akarei Yorume]

And a Groudon falls on you. You retaliate by...

 

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sending a pichu to bite its kneecaps

 

[Akarei Yorume]

The groudon explodes and the Pichu says
"I have now avenged my family. How can I thank you for this?"

 

[Bobpie]

you say you want the pichu to battle A quagsire...

 

[Romance Hero]

Wild Quagsire sent out DIPALKGIA! DIPALKGIA used Spacial Roar! He makes you flee and Pichu has failed. you say you'll make it up to him. You take pichu to the breeding couple and give the lady Pichu and Dunsparce...

 

[Zeturic]

The Day Care Lady will "Oh you know that?" And will rip off her disguise to become a...

 

[Rosefrost]

sandwhich. you eat her, and then you leave the daycare, feeling like you forgot something...(Pichu and Dunsparce, hint hint.)

 

[Bobpie]

then you realize that picu and dunsparce WERE in the samwich, (and you just ate it...)...

 

[Romance Hero]

Go back to Professor Oak clones that you made. Starve them. then feed them rare candy, level them to 1337 and make him an ultimate pokemon. release the rest into the wild. Missingno will appear in the tall grass. Catch it. Corrupt your DS. and reset pokemon. You will end up with a save file with the trainer named "blangongo" with max money, all pokemon, shiny, and maxed EVs and IVs. Now, conquer PC and you will finish the cheat. sike~

 

[Bobpie]

your parents come into your room, relizing that you are corrupting youir DS and they giveyou a game boy with pokemon red...

 

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then it explodes and your parents start asking you what to do if a fireman comes and kidnaps your sister

 

[Darkjagwar]

you respond by saying that your sister is fat and ugly and that no one would want to kidnap her. instead of getting all pissed at you for dissing your sister, they give you a brand new DS with pokemon Diaerl, a mix of diamond and pearl versions. you start a new game and you find that...

 

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its a hack!!! missingno comes and screws up your ds

 

[Bobpie]

Then everything booms and you are a ditto.
You look up and see that you are in a DS, looking at a human...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Who is attempting to stab you with a needle. You transform into a huge lava monster and come out of the DS and...

 

[Bobpie]

stab him with a giant needle!