Never Ending Cheat

[Dogboy2709]

Freak out, and Run, as you run, you run into Model X, Equip Model X and shoot at the Suddowudo until...

 

[Azonic]

A Bonsly pops out of Sudowoodo's butt and jumps on your head, you now go to TGI Fridays and throw a Pancake at it, but on accident, you threw your head instead, The Bonsly jumps and eats your head(and the pancake) and then...

 

[Burzes]

The sudowoodo sits on your head and drinks some tea...

 

[Jimmyray]

So you decide to buy it some cookies to go with the tea. It runs off to happy land and plays Happiny squash with Palkia and Dialga (see earlier post). As you are walking through a forest, a blue Dunsparce squirms up to you and begins licking your shoe, so you...

 

[Cosmic Tyrant]

Fry it up and sell it on Ebay for a whopping three cents. (Way to go, genius) You go back into the forest when...

 

[Jimmyray]

I already done that bit ¬_¬

 

[Spinor]

You decide to scuicide to see what happens, Arceus goes up on you and Bans yuo to the Underground of fire, Yuo get tortured by darkrai and then...

 

[wolfie1177]

...your game bricks again! Pokemon isn't about torturing! You escape this uber-brickage by...

 

[Jimmyray]

Licking a slice of garlic bread. Then you send out a level 18 machop and...

 

[ultima2096]

singing happy birthday into the microphone...

 

[wolfie1177]

...you herald in the creator of all Pokemon (again), Arceus! But then Mew comes to crash the party, and upon his arrival...

 

[anemos]

*calls the REAL creator or pokemon, an japanese man, who's name i cant remeber. he sues arceus for theft of all things pokemon, when arceus..

 

[wolfie1177]

...hires Phoenix Wright to be his defense attorney! Nick then proceeds to break down that no-good Japanese guy in court, and as a juror you...

 

[anemos]

as the games use JUDGES, you need to step off the bench. you watch the insane judge..

 

[ultima2096]

.. u tap him with a stick

 

[anemos]

Judge-man used EXPLOSION! Cheat-kid used PROTECT!
(the judge explodes, the ex-juror start chibi-cheering

 

[RR☆Oresama]

And you kill them all, with no charges.

 

[wolfie1177]

....and then you leave Poke-court to discover that you are no longer in a region of Pokeomn but....

 

[Crikeyapokemon]

...you realized that you were teleported to Glitch city which is ruled by missingos,suddenly...

 

[wolfie1177]

..you see the Growlithe from earlier that was chewing on the damn Missingno! You start to chase that dumb dog for getting you into a mess like this when...