Never Ending Cheat

[moon]

another chocolate bar, which you'll have to feed Misty before...

 

[Olz.]

..brock falls in love with it, so you give your pokemon a...

 

[Devil_Silver]

... Pokéball, which is eaten by a Psyduck...

 

[moon]

Which Misty kept in her pocket. Now she gets angry, and throws......

 

[Devil_Silver]

A tree in your direction!
Wait until it almost hits, then...

 

[+Sneasel™]

misty throws a 6000 pound boulder (wow, misty is strong!) at you and..

 

[Spriter-san]

press b+a+up+up+down+left+right, causing you to eat it. You will turn into...

 

[moon]

missigno. If this doesn't freak you out, push start, and you'll encounter a wild Nidoqueen! Immediately...

 

[Spriter-san]

a dialogue will come up asking what to name missingno. Enter the name DoOrDie, then...

 

[+Sneasel™]

two options will come up
1.kill yourself
2.don't kill yourself

pick...

 

[Spriter-san]

choose don't kill yourself, and a clip from Grand Theft Auto will play, after that a car will drive by and shoot you 5 times, on the 5th shot...

 

[eternalglory]

a meganium will sprout from your spilled blood. Tell it to use Fly and it will...

 

[Minos Yewman]

freeze the game, turn it off then back on and............

 

[moon]

Tadaaa, one more of your pokémon levels has gone negative, due to it thinking you're crazy to turn off the game unsaved. You now have two pokémon with negative levels. When you...

 

[Minos Yewman]

Release them both then repeat the entire cheat again......

 

[eternalglory]

and after that you will have 3 pokemon with negative levels. Trade on to a friend to crash his game and start 2 new games simultaneously, which...

 

[moon]

(... *stares menacingly at... Lugia*)

... and when you come back to this step, nr 2155, throw a pokéball at the coffee man in Viridian...

ED: gaaah got beaten!

... which will cause a nuclear explosion in Cerulean. Fly there and find Misty....

 

[Minos Yewman]

Your game will crash so restart it and you will be able to pick any legendary as a starter then..........

 

[moon]

Choose Lugia! Your rival will chose Ho-oh, make sure you win the first fight by fainting Ho-oh...

 

[Minos Yewman]

But your game will crash because you chose such a bad pokemon and used cheats to defeat the best pokemon. Then chose Ho-oh and easily thrash Lugia............