Never Ending Cheat

[Chikara]

...Gary will be there and will ask for seconds. Out of gratitude, he hands you another pokeball. This time, it contains Ratatta. He laughs at your incompetence, and in reaction to this you...

 

[+Sneasel™]

lick him (yeah, thats right!). He will then call you weird and run off, and will drop a shiny arceous that has pokerus. Then, you have to...

 

[Chikara]

...run around in route 1 until you come across a caterpie. Kill it, and Arceous gains 20 levels (lul...). After doing so, you can beat Brock in one fell swoop. After defeating him...

 

[+Sneasel™]

repeat this entire cheat again, but instead of beating brock in one sweep, beat misty in one sweep. then...

 

[eternalglory]

continue the pattern until you have beaten all 8 kanto gym leaders this way, then fly to new bark town in johto, where all your pokemon are freed except the splashikarp. Then...

 

[+Sneasel™]

use the (splashicarp? lol) to defeat red at mt. silver using no items to get...
(lol, i just imagined it trying to beat red, i bet pikachu would lose...sorry, i just can't stand that yellow mouse thing.)

 

[Zeturic]

...The Azure Flute. Fly to Mt. Coronet and go to Spear Pillar, play the flute and stairs will play. Go up the stairs to find, not Arceus, but Celebi. Celebi will say "Celebii Cele bii!" and get mad at you not understanding her. To punish you for not unerstanding, she transports you back in time to a time where Cranidos and Shieldon run wild.
Find the new caveman professor, Professor Ceavez, and ask him...

 

[eternalglory]

"WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?"
He should reply "Pokemon!" at which point your character should launch into a Bill-Cosby style rant. After this, the Prof will give you....

(btw Splashikarp is a pimp name)

 

[+Sneasel™]

a new hair style! Then, he will tell you to catch a shieldon and give it to him to get out of this place and go to...

 

[eternalglory]

The land of Digimon! At this point, you can try to journey there, but that is impossible without a gameshark! anyway, tell him to go smoke a blunt, and he will, and when u leave his... ahem... lab... then, you will encounter a shiny kabuto! katch it! Then...

 

[+Sneasel™]

you will be teleported inside a chamber, with a legendary shrine. Yuo see a coffin, and inside it you find...

 

[eternalglory]

A Shiny Splashikarp! A Ho-oh will then appear and tell you that the Magikarp was once a majestic creature of infinite power, but it was being punished by the Gods for being too awesome. So it was reduced to a fish that could splash around. Fight the Ho-oh for making fun of Splash, and if you win...

 

[ShyRayq]

you are back in pokemon to be presice KANTO you go to prof.oak but you can't find him in his place you see...........

 

[+Sneasel™]

a hobo! He gives you another splashicarp, but it evolves into a flailicarp. NOw take it with you to...

 

[eternalglory]

and evolve it into a Killicarp (AKA gyarados), which will be mega shiny (GREEN gyarados?) then you..

 

[+Sneasel™]

cut it until its blood drips on it making it a red gyarados, and at that point...

 

[eternalglory]

It should breed with another gyarados (must be green), giving you a yellow gyarados. Set these up in traffic light formation, and then...

 

[+Sneasel™]

a car will hit you. If your still alive...

 

[Spriter-san]

An egg will appear in your bag. Wait till it hatches, and it will come out to be an Midget Albino Ho-oh. Then...

 

[moon]

eat it whole. It will disappear. If you take out your....