EEVEE.
LUCARIO.
Honestly, the fact that so many n00bs go to almost furry lengths to express their fandom of these two Pokemon (and in the case of Eevee, all of its evolutions included) is scary, off-putting, and just plain sickening.
"LIEK THEY'RE SO EFFING LEET I MUST HAVE ONE ON MY TEAM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO COOL FUUUU"
I want to hit people like this with a 2x4, with nails through it. Perhaps the sheer force of the blow will cause such trauma to these n00bs that they'll wake from their lifelong stupor and realize that there are more interesting Pokemon to fap to.
And on the subject of looking outside of Eevee and Lucario, anything with the tag "legendary" on it. I mean sure, I can be a hypocrite about this because I too love legendary Pokemon, but they're in a class of their own, so I exclude them from topics of favorite Pokemon, in part because I'm a fan fiction writer and I'm not going to have my fan fiction characters toting Mewtwo, Rayquaza and Darkrai - ALL AT ONCE! HAR HAR HAR, I DARE ANYONE TO CHALLENGE ME NOW! /e-peen
Mudkip also annoys me slightly, even if I use the meme from time to time. I don't liek teh kips of teh mud, but FACK YEAH SEAKIPS! (Seakips is not a Pokemon; allthemore reason to say FACK YEAH SEAKIPS!)
