QXZ. Becoming a KFC Dictator?!
Location: Team Zeta Headquarters
Upon entering the library, the first thing that caught the party's eye was a book titled
"World Domination for Dummies," which was written by a fellow named "D. Evil." Excited, Scrambles and co. immediately opened the book, and began to read the table of contents.
The table of contents listed a plethora of ridiculous-sounding topics which were presented in the following order:
- Poisoning your own ice cream
- Eating hazardous mushrooms
- Driving a taxi while intoxicated
- Making everything pink
- Dancing uncontrollably like a complete loser
- Hugging a Slugma underwater
- Using Photoshop as a cover-up
- Getting kicked out of a Pokémon Center
- Riding bikes indoors
- Conducting Pokémon battles on motorcycles
- Unleashing the true power of fishing rods
- Becoming a KFC dictator
"Becoming a KFC dictator... that has a nice ring to it," Scrambles whispered. Suddenly, a random taxi crashed through the ceiling, and out came a seemingly drunk Zekrom with a group of Sandshrew. The Zekrom and Sandshrew were all wearing disco outfits, and they were holding strange boxes labeled with "KFC" in large print.
"Yo! Yo! Bro-ho-ho!" chanted the mysterious outsiders, as if they were a cult. The "cult" began to dance in perfect sync, and they eventually surrounded Scrambles' party. Trembling in fear, the party all huddled closely together. "WHAT DO WE DO, WHAT DO WE DO?!" shouted Jingles.
Quick! What should you do?!
A: LET'S DANCE WITH THOSE WEIRDOS!
B: Attempt to grab one of their "KFC" boxes.
C: Act tough and "claim" to be KFC dictators.
D: ...There's an open box of ice cream nearby! Hurry and eat some!
The next chapter can be expected... eventually. xD