Pokémon got a Bad Translate!

[torcoal]

Original:
Silver:"Why so serious?"

...54 translations later we get:​

"Review: How much? ."

Ur...okay...

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

Arceus v Giratina

54 later, we get...

Tinatanaruseusu.

The evil Team Rocket!

54 later...

Patients!

 

[MalRune]

Wow, this one kind of hurts.

"There's nothing better than catching a few bug pokemon"

25 translations later...

"Better use of bad pokemon"

;-:

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Smell ya later, Ash!

10 translations later...

During the afternoon, the smell of gray!

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Some non-pokemon ones...

"Not if you were the last man on earth!"

10 translations later...

"However, if you're the last person on earth!"

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[Illustration]

"My legs hurt from walking my Pikachu."

... 54 Translations later:

"You can move the ball up and swing Marino."

... another 54 translations later:

"Best gongeulva."

Surely is a bad translator.
This is unrelated, but...

"They see me trollin'
They hatin'."

... 54 Translations later:

"No trolls."

 

[Mayfan24]

original: Gyarados, Salamence, Rhyperior, Blaziken, Ursaring, Electivire

After 54 Translations: Some shoes, rumusabisumenshia, rhiperyor, elektivire style historic ursaring

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original (nicknames of my pokemon): Scarlet, Hunter, Rocker, Blaze, Teddi, Electra

After 54 translations: Hunter, flowers, stones, fire, games, Elektra.
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original: Empoleon, Leafeon, Staraptor, Lucario, Camerupt, Manaphy

After 54 translations: Leafeon empoleon, staraptor, lukaryo, kamerupt Google model.
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and one more for good luck (original): Mark: Go! Manaphy Lyum: Oh god not again! Mark: What? Lyum: That! Mark: Like your Tyranitar is any better?

After 54 translations: Please! Wine allium Oh, no! Tags: Leya! Note: tiranitar or for more information.

 

[i_like_cheese]

I wrote: my pokemon is a Destroyer.
and I got : I was struggling with loss. ?????????

And: pikachu
10 translations Pikachu Balls Mario Balls
54 translations Mario Ball Tour

 

[TehYoshiNinja]

This was all I could think of:

Original text:
"I wanna be the very best like no one ever was, to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each Pokémon, to understand, the power that's inside..."

...54 translations later we get:

"Research and best practice, and I want the earth. No government response ..."

Oh, and I also did 'So i herd u liek mudkipz'. For a while I apparently liked mudkipz sheep, then i like mudkipz, then just mudkipz. Mudkipz. Mudkipz.

 

[darkpokeball]

Original: "Mudkip and Pikachu aren't of the same type, but Phione and Manaphy are."

25 translations later:
"Mario Mudkip Ball was the only key, but a list of Pokemon and Pokemon."

But a list of Pokemon and Pokemon? Who knew there was such a thing as a Mario Mudkip Ball? What's the Mario Mudkip Ball the key too? Is it a key to a list of Pokemon and...uh....Pokemon?

 

[WonderGirl]

Oh cool, I wanna try!

"Pikachu can electrify you and I love it."

Then, with 25 translations:

"Mario power of love and click on the ball."

Um where does Mario come from? Lol!

 

[i_like_cheese]

From this:
"My Pikachu and Nidorina will devour your pokemon."
To This:
My ball, because Mario Nidorina food timber button."

And:
"I dont like bulbasaur. Or charmander for that matter."
To:
I do not like Bulbasaur evolutionary line. In the field, the United States."

Also:
"In LG/FR when do you receive the Masterball after beating Team Rocket at Sliph Co. or after getting all of the badges? "
To:
LG Electronics / flame retardants, including combat troops Masterball Slipher missiles or signed it?"

 

[NebulaNinja]

Since I've been playing Mystery Dungeon Sky lately, I typed in "Guildmaster Wigglytuff loves his perfect apples."
After 25 translations, it gave me:
"President Blissey Apple is not perfect"
I simply laughed. It actually put in another Pokemon! ^_^

 

[Late]

Since I've been playing Mystery Dungeon Sky lately, I typed in "Guildmaster Wigglytuff loves his perfect apples."
After 25 translations, it gave me:
"President Blissey Apple is not perfect"
I simply laughed. It actually put in another Pokemon! ^_^

Nice. It could be a part of story.
First the story says: Guildmaster Wigglytuff loves his perfect apples.
Wigglytuff: "President Blissey! Apple is not perfect!"
Blissey: "..."

Ok, bad idea...

 

[Lockmaster24]

"Go Magikarp! Use splash attack!"

...54 translations later we get:​

"Gaelic philosopher, already! Syringe attack!"


WTF?????

 

[banngr]

Cyndiquil! I choose you!

TO

Sindikoyl! I am not ready!

Thats the opposite with a dyslexic name.

 

[SargeantMajorKururu]

I just had to do it.

"They're using the Thunder as armor!"

54 translations later...

"Flash Hear!"

 

[Deathmoon412]

Here's one :D

Original text:

"It's not a Wailmor! IT'S A WAILORD MINEH!!!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ned vailmor! Svailord known."

 

[rndm.]

"Barry is a hyper-active squirrel."

...54 translations later we get:

"Remote"


ROFL xD

 

[§acred†Beo!]

Original text: "Charizard put down that mini van!"

Translated version: "Car Charizard!"

 

[Kendall]

Bidoof sure has herped quite a few derps

54 translations later:

Rap as bidoof said.

 

[MarstheCar]

I gonna try again.
Original:Pikachu hates all Grass types.
After max:Akusesumaryoboru develop the system.
... what...

I'm gonna retry.
Original:Jigglypuff eats Snorlax happily.
Max:Protection snorlak way.