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[Lycanthropy]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm without wearing go-goggles. The cleverness of their plan shone marvelously caught the attention of MunchingOrange who was dead. A rock landed on a nearby UFO and hit the selfdestruct button, which resulted in an unfortunate, cataclysmic explosion, destroying the sandwich that attractive Lilligant prepared to eat. She fell into depression crying all day long, not realizing there was multiple tauros can canning for her. Suddenly three Pineco sneaked carefully to Persian's bank vaults control panel and placed some Dynamite to blow up the bathroom wall to accesses the toilet because it's the hidden entrance to Swalot's Pizza Place. The Pineco thought taking main entrances would destroy the world, but apparently only France would be destroyed. Leaving through the entrance would...

 

[JJ Styles]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm without wearing go-goggles. The cleverness of their plan shone marvelously caught the attention of MunchingOrange who was dead. A rock landed on a nearby UFO and hit the selfdestruct button, which resulted in an unfortunate, cataclysmic explosion, destroying the sandwich that attractive Lilligant prepared to eat. She fell into depression crying all day long, not realizing there was multiple tauros can canning for her. Suddenly three Pineco sneaked carefully to Persian's bank vaults control panel and placed some Dynamite to blow up the bathroom wall to accesses the toilet because it's the hidden entrance to Swalot's Pizza Place. The Pineco thought taking main entrances would destroy the world, but apparently only France would be destroyed. Leaving through the entrance would break the walls of Jericho...

 

[Winter]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm without wearing go-goggles. The cleverness of their plan shone marvelously caught the attention of MunchingOrange who was dead. A rock landed on a nearby UFO and hit the selfdestruct button, which resulted in an unfortunate, cataclysmic explosion, destroying the sandwich that attractive Lilligant prepared to eat. She fell into depression crying all day long, not realizing there was multiple tauros can canning for her. Suddenly three Pineco sneaked carefully to Persian's bank vaults control panel and placed some Dynamite to blow up the bathroom wall to accesses the toilet because it's the hidden entrance to Swalot's Pizza Place. The Pineco thought taking main entrances would destroy the world, but apparently only France would be destroyed. Leaving through the entrance would break the walls of Jericho and return them to Littleroot...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm without wearing go-goggles. The cleverness of their plan shone marvelously caught the attention of MunchingOrange who was dead. A rock landed on a nearby UFO and hit the selfdestruct button, which resulted in an unfortunate, cataclysmic explosion, destroying the sandwich that attractive Lilligant prepared to eat. She fell into depression crying all day long, not realizing there was multiple tauros can canning for her. Suddenly three Pineco sneaked carefully to Persian's bank vaults control panel and placed some Dynamite to blow up the bathroom wall to accesses the toilet because it's the hidden entrance to Swalot's Pizza Place. The Pineco thought taking main entrances would destroy the world, but apparently only France would be destroyed. Leaving through the entrance would break the walls of Jericho and return them to Littleroot, directly in Birch's laboratory. Thankfully...

 

[Meadow]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm without wearing go-goggles. The cleverness of their plan shone marvelously caught the attention of MunchingOrange who was dead. A rock landed on a nearby UFO and hit the selfdestruct button, which resulted in an unfortunate, cataclysmic explosion, destroying the sandwich that attractive Lilligant prepared to eat. She fell into depression crying all day long, not realizing there was multiple tauros can canning for her. Suddenly three Pineco sneaked carefully to Persian's bank vaults control panel and placed some Dynamite to blow up the bathroom wall to accesses the toilet because it's the hidden entrance to Swalot's Pizza Place. The Pineco thought taking main entrances would destroy the world, but apparently only France would be destroyed. Leaving through the entrance would break the walls of Jericho and return them to Littleroot, directly in Birch's laboratory. Thankfully, everyone lived happily ever after.

~ THE END ~​

Time for a new story, guys. :D

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by...

 

[Return]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers then.....

 

[Aslan]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile ...

RIP SCEPTILE X ARBOK

 

[vanillte1]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash...

 

[Guardian]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well...

Three sentences from the beginning and everyone are dead already. And that's before we even put Sandshrew into the story hahaha

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has...

I was really thinking of writing "The End" already behind this, because everyone was dead already.

 

[Guardian]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to kill himself too decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret...

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to kill himself too decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently...

 

[Squirrel]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to kill himself too decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project...

Not sure this makes much sense? XD

 

[Return]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to kill himself too decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason.......

 

[Guardian]

Fixed.

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves...

 

[JJ Styles]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings...

 

[LucarioFan3]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham...