PokéStory Time - Just add five words!

[Tsutarja]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to...

 

[LucarioFan3]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him...

 

[Return]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a Mystical Power......

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave...

Not sure this makes much sense? XD

Since when is that the point of this thread? xD

 

[LucarioFan3]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said...

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced...

 

[LucarioFan3]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died...

 

[JJ Styles]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him...

 

[JJ Styles]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy...

 

[Squirrel]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of...

Why did Geodude just randomly kill his father for no reason at all? XD

 

[Return]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst.....

 

[Meadow]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who...

Obligatory Sandshrew cameo - complete!

 

[Tsutarja]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic...

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected...

 

[LucarioFan3]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden playing Pokémon Snakewood at night...

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly...

Fixed the sentence.

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him....

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by...

 

[Squirrel]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in...