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[classiccartoonsftw]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch...

 

[Foxrally]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find...

 

[Olli]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He....

 

[Squirrel]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would...

Oh god what has this story become XD The poor grandma!

 

[Meadow]

Okay what the heck did I just miss in only 8 hours... O_O

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply...

 

[Squirrel]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish,

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance...

 

[Meadow]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu...

 

[Squirrel]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably.

WEEEE :D

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he...

 

[Meadow]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but...

 

[Meadow]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war...

If this isn't allowed, feel free to retcon it out of continuity. (Or simply replace "Digimon" with whatever's appropriate.)

 

[Squirrel]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a...

 

[Meadow]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which...

 

[Squirrel]

Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of...