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Lycanthropy

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  • Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This...
     
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    Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over...
     

    Lycanthropy

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  • Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because...
     

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice...

    Dang it, ice cream! Why can't you be one word? -__-
     
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    Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew...

    Just read through the story out-loud, it's hilarious XD We can either continue this one forever or wrap it up at some point and start a new one - which would you guys prefer?
     

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  • Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared...
     

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to...

    New stories are fine if you update the OP. xD
     
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    Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping...

    Okie dokie, we'll start a new story soonish when we feel this one has run its course and I'll make a catalogue in the OP when we do. :D
     

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize...
     

    Meadow

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just too late to realize that the divine beings want...

    Gotcha, but next time let's not add other users as characters in the story, unless those users add themselves somehow. xD
     
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    Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life...

    OP is updated :D
     

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer...
     

    Olli

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer arrived late due to oversleeping...
     
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    Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer arrived late due to oversleeping despite being in Sandshrew's hand...
     

    Lycanthropy

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer arrived late due to oversleeping despite being in Sandshrew's hand, because Sandshrew was the Ditto...
     
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    Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer arrived late due to oversleeping despite being in Sandshrew's hand, because Sandshrew was the Ditto. Avoiding the zombie village, Sandshrew...
     

    Lycanthropy

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer arrived late due to oversleeping despite being in Sandshrew's hand, because Sandshrew was the Ditto. Avoiding the zombie village, Sandshrew still looked for trouble in...
     

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer arrived late due to oversleeping despite being in Sandshrew's hand, because Sandshrew was the Ditto. Avoiding the zombie village, Sandshrew still looked for trouble in the Digital World! This was...
     

    Lycanthropy

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  • Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer arrived late due to oversleeping despite being in Sandshrew's hand, because Sandshrew was the Ditto. Avoiding the zombie village, Sandshrew still looked for trouble in the Digital World! This was no clever idea. The Trevenant...
     
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    Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song but was actually a Ditto! Ditto said "AND CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, BABY-" until the real Sandshrew attacked with his saviour Lord Helix! Just then, a super powerful Feebas fell on Sandshrew's head, which sent the entire Pokéworld into the nearby Pokémon Centre full of zombies, chickens, and meat loving children, craving Feebas. But wait, what's that? It's Sandslash! His mother saw the zombies approaching, with their giant boomboxes and gloves. Then, Sandshrew decided to scoop some poison and get Ampharos to throw out the Garbodor that was trying to eat the zombies. However, Garbodor was too hungry, and the poison ice cream was uncontrollably dancing. It's Grimer! Sandshrew screamed in horror, as Garbodor took a big bite out of a really long baguette, contemplating life and leaving a long trail of baguettes. Sandshrew decided to visit Kalos where the baguette trail led to a forest full of Trevenant who didn't like intruders coming to burn its forest down. Sandshrew might be ground typed, but it could make torches. His mother had a flamethrower, which was redundant because she cheated Flamethrower into her moveset, while her son made torches putting Litwick on top of an old paralyzed grandmother Trevenant. It became a living torch which Sandshrew used to find all the seven dragon balls. Using the Garchomp ball, everything was now coming together. He wished that his life would resurrect Squirrel's, who became a member of the undead. Simply due to a child's wish, Sandshrew saw Squirrel disappear! He didn't even get a chance as Squirrel became a Pachirisu and started to dance uncontrollably. The local Pokémon thought he was one of them, which caused a dance party, but Digimons appeared and declared war on the zombies, causing a distortion in the multiverse, which collapsed, leading to extinction of everyone with green hair. This reset the universe, starting over at Sandshrew being sad because someone stole his poisoned ice cream. This time he knew it was a dancing Grimer. Prepared, he waited for Squirrel to use Fly, this time stopping just to late to realize that the divine beings want Grimer to save his life and died again, because Grimer arrived late due to oversleeping despite being in Sandshrew's hand, because Sandshrew was the Ditto. Avoiding the zombie village, Sandshrew still looked for trouble in the Digital World! This was no clever idea. The Trevenant were angry, and started dancing...
     
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