Pokemon Sienna Nuzlocke

[marcc5m]

I always end up losing or giving up on these...but Sienna is a really fun game, and it will be very challenging to make it boring and annoying through grinding and stuff. Oh and the Nuzlocke itself might be a little tricky too...Who am I kidding? I'm a goner. :(

Part 1:

Spoiler:

OMG IT'S A LUGIA!

What? Go away I want that Lugia!

Me? I'm trying to catch a Lugia.

Yeah, and I'm trying to ca-what the hell is that?

You...you study them? So...so it's like...eeeeewwwwww!

I'm 43, I have 4 children, I'm divorced, and I'm extremely hungry. That enough coverage?

*Checks* Sausage and meatballs!

I am so masculine, that I deserve a very masculine name.

I'M FADING AWAY AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Wut.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Oh yeah!

*Sausage and meatballs*

I wonder...does this thing have ebay? I kinda need Pokemon Black.

Nah, it only has Google maps.

Really!? I would never have noticed!

L0l iz cuz im soopr smrt !!!

So it's nothing to do with bad parenting?

Hahaha, lol.
My friend...what was his name again..oh yeah!

Bieber fever!

Adventure? Adventure!? Yeah whatever anything to get away from you.

Hell no! When I'm famous, imma be too busy taking drugs and getting laid like all the other celebrities!

Wut.

Wow...Bieber went all Michael Jackson...

*Sigh* Look, I've told you Justin, I don't give a monkey's bleep about your stupid barbie doll!

Get outta my way Grandma!

Never mind you're scary...

What!? Who said that!? OMG IT MUST BE LUGIA!

You have got to be kidding me...LET ME CATCH MY LUGIA!

Yeah? She told you about the Lugia? Well then get the hell outta my way!

Wait...wait...Is one of them Lugia?

Rare...rare means Lugia?

"Tickle your fancy". I don't even know any more...

Dude...are you hitting on me?

WHICH POKEMON SHALL I TAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEE!!!!!?????

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Pick the cow, it can make bacon!

Also, make sure you post this on Nuzlocke Forums.

 

[mew_nani]

I suppose I like Gramet the most, but... Where's Lugia?! D: (Oh well. Don't ya just hate false advertising? :D)

 

[ChaosJester083]

I agree with インフェルノの津波 so go for the Bacon.

 

[marcc5m]

Part 2:

Spoiler:

Hell yeah it's roast beef!

Energetic roast beef? Well I never.

ZOMG ORIGINALITY!

I put mah balls in mah pocket.

Too much information.

Not surprised you have aids tbh.

Lugia?

No Lugia :(

How hard is it? You have such an easy job...
Except for ugly people o_O

Oh. Oh...Oh! So that's what you meant!

That's what she said.

Sounds like animal abuse.

Damn right.

Damn right.

...Damn right.

You can see into my pocket!?

I do not want a barbie doll.

And now she has us playing tea parties...

Brilliant!
...What's a Pokedex?

Hahaha, as if I couldn't. Well, as long as some old codger doesn't waste my time with stuff I already know. But what are the chances?

Now I know why emos cut themselves...

Wut.

You can tell I'm a trainer by the fact I have balls!? I'm impressed!

Cant's I just skip this stuff? D:

What is this I don't even...

And I'd label myself a very angry person who insists that you get out of my way. Now.

I put the telly in my pocket.

Oh great...he's a stereotype.

TV + Privacy = Porn?

OMG FIRST POKEMON ENCOUNTER.

Meh. Could've done a lot worse. Actually I think Taillow might be the best thing on this route tbh.

Forgot to take a screenshot of me nicknaming it, but I named it Aimee. That's what I get for playing Sienna next to my sister -_-

Free drugs are always nice.

The hell.

How did you?

I do not give a bleep about your stupid Barbie doll. Okay?

What kind of Barbie doll is that?

The dead kind.

Endangering the elephants.

Justin, what you do in your own privacy is none of my business.

'Cause that's what you do when you lose a fight. You visit your Grandparents.

'k see y'all later.

 

[ChaosJester083]

Great chapter I have a feeling that this is going to be good so keep it up.

 

[marcc5m]

Part 3:

Spoiler:

Greetings my fellow bum chums,want to watch me grind?

S***.
You have got to be kidding me.
One dead Pokemon already...

Vengeance!

But...I'm not looking at you...

Die.

:D

OMG NEW MOVE.

Die.

Yeah, and the law says I can't download ROMs, yet here we are.

Oh! I bet it's Hitmonchan, or Machop, or-

Seedot.

S*** let's go he might come back.

N!l3 {!+Y

'Cause eating candy on the grass is healthy.

Idc tbh.

Oh hey it's me.

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Time to replace whatever died.

Oooh. Spearow is pretty cool, and it's at a nice level too.

Lololol.

I'm too COOL for SCHOOL.
Lol see what I did there?

Dude...no.

Gotta stalk 'em all.

Why you violent little bugger.
He shoved me.

How do you take advantage of yourself?

The name's Talula, and I need a crap.

Da rath 0f MaX

It's a brown ball with a drill on its head...:\

And this one...I could write a book...

HEAL.

I'm going in for the kill.
I'm doing it for the thrill.
And to pwn n00bs.

Who said that?

Oh hi there Max.

And the old ones complain about the young ones...

You stole it? I love you :D

Ooooooohhhh rumbled.

Yes...I found it.

AWESOME! This'll help a lot.

How did you know? :O

-_-

 

[ChaosJester083]

Another good read. I did not expect a fatality this early on but then again the random number gods don't give us any love.

 

[Yuoaman]

It looks like the years have been rough to Steven there.. Except that there's no One Steve Limit so it's a coincidence.

Also that strange rock thing with the mouth looks like The Scream - I don't even.

 

[Yuoaman]

It looks like the years have been rough to Steven there.. Except that there's no One Steve Limit so it's a coincidence.

Also that strange rock thing with the mouth looks like The Scream - I don't even.

 

[marcc5m]

Sorry, I started this part and stopped halfway through, and when I continued the screens ended up deleting the old ones...really sorry about this, won't happen again. You didn't miss anything important though, and I only lost 8 screens.
Part 4:

Spoiler:

Basically all that happened is he game me a VS Seeker disguised as a Pokenav so he can annoy me and be like youngster Joey.

Huh? What's happening to the screen?

Lol trees.

Uhh...I'm kinda listening through the trees sir.

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!

Lol they're talking to someone hidden by the textbox. Lololol.

Moar treez BD

1 2 3 I declare a Pokemon battle!

You. Mother. F*****.
Yes, Pex is dead. What happened here was I saw the bug catcher, and thought he'd just have a few Caterpie, so I'd beat him easily and get some experience. Then I'd start grinding some more.
And he used confusion. If I had managed to hit him, I would've won, but Pex hit himself and died. I'm not very good at this am I?

You will not be forgotten Pex...

D:<

Ooh. This should be useful.

Yay!

Don't ask why I called him this...because I don't know.

Rest in peace my friend.

Again, really sorry that this is such a short part and that screens were deleted. I'll post another part today to try and make up for it.

 

[ChaosJester083]

Another good chapter you seem to be losing people left and right.

 

[marcc5m]

As promised:
Part 5:

Spoiler:

Hello my good people, this ***** killed my Pex!
So I stole his lunch money trollface.png.

The team after some grinding.

No but I like your Mother.

Lol Ben.

:D

Apparently this thing gives a lot of experience.

:D:D:D

That...is a tree...
Lol trees.

PUSH THE BUTTON FRANK!

What. Is. This.

New team member time.

Sweet, another bird that will die before long.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-No balls.

You couldn't have used Pokemon Online?

Jajaja.

Jajajaja.

Ja...no.

Nap time?

u die

Level up!

u die

Oi oi!

That's what I'm trying to do.

Oh yeah.

Oooooooohhhh yeeeaaaaaaaahhhh.

Well. That last battle was a complete waste of time.

*After battling many TR grunts*

...I don't like the new Miltank.

I really, really don't.

I thought I heard some "Baby, baby, baby oooh".
Then again it might have been that hobo and the prostitute in those bushes over there.

Shut your ****ing mouth or I'll shut it for you! /aggression.

Your point?
Oh wait, you don't have one.

I'm sure he is.

Umm...I like girls. :\

You look pretty worn out too.
Not gonna ask why.

You actually have a use!

...By forcing me to battle, you're involving me. If you would just let me pass this forest, I wouldn't be getting involved in any plans. :\

Oh no.

Ooooooohhhhhh noooooooo.

By a hair.

If you were smart, you wouldn't have told me that.

Wonderful sight when I'm finally free...

Unlike some people.

...I know why you have fangirls now :D

Good thing I bought some balls earlier.

<3

~fin

I better be getting paid for this, or my manager is dead...oh **** I'm still typing!

 

[DrFuji]

R.I.P Pex - You were too beautiful for this world ;_;

I enjoyed this update. That Murkrow really trololol'd you, but I'm wondering what your reaction would have been if you had encountered a Treecko instead. The eyecatch for Colt Forest freaked me out as well (Maybe the grunts screwed up by removing the trees via a poorly placed button?).

 

[ChaosJester083]

I am really loving the LP so far It is really good. Keep it up!

 

[marcc5m]

Part 6:

Spoiler:

Mah b****es after some grinding.

I'm Talula!

:D

I want some hot steamy action!

Why you greedy little b****

The fire cow vs the teddy bear.
Pokemon logic.

The...idek what Jez is vs the cat.
No logic.

Sweet! I'll sell it.

Finally! I will find Lugia!

-_-

-_-'

Why you dirty little liar.

;o;

Uh-huh

Much sexier! Well done Diva, now I'll get that hot steamy action I wanted!

Simpsons rip-off.

Gang-bang city.
Now let's go to the Pokemon cen-

Oh joy. It's future me.
With a name change.

Wait, wait, slow down!
Ok...so, you're an old fool and you gang bang people at the gym?
In the future, I become a rapist.

I could just escape right now...

Wait...he's taking me to the gym...OH MAH GAWD HE'S GONNA RAPE ME D:

GET OFF ME!!!

I WANT TO BE EMPTY-HANDED NOW GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY HANDS!!!

I DON'T WANT A FOOTJOB GO AWAY!!!

F*** OFF!!!
Well now that that's over-

HE'S RAPING THE DOOR AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

HE MADE A BABY WITH IT!!!

AAAAAHHHH-ok.

...It's dark. The perfect hideout for a rapist.

Nancy? That's a dumb name for a rapist.

Damn straight.

Uh-oh. I remember this thing from my first time playing.

I JUST made it.

Wait...the Gym Leader is a chick? Hell it looks like I'll be the one doing the raping!
...Next time.

 

[ChaosJester083]

Ah as the sanity slowly slips away I can't help but enjoy it more keep it up.

 

[tehGDS]

Why are you r***ing everything in this LP D: I thought it was Pokemon xD Lol,Um Your Kirlia is a guy and yet it's a girl, :) it's pretty good though even though most of it was jokes xD

 

[DrFuji]

Cool update, brah at least nobody died this time. I'm glad that you escaped pedo-dave's clutches, but part of me really wanted to see what was going to happen.

Um Your Kirlia is a guy and yet it's a girl,

I think he should still tap dat ass.

 

[marcc5m]

Responses:

Spoiler:

Ah as the sanity slowly slips away I can't help but enjoy it more keep it up.

My sanity was lost when Lugia was gone :(

Why are you r***ing everything in this LP D: I thought it was Pokemon xD Lol,Um Your Kirlia is a guy and yet it's a girl, :) it's pretty good though even though most of it was jokes xD

Guy or girl, it doesn't matter, I'm just so horny.

Cool update, brah at least nobody died this time. I'm glad that you escaped pedo-dave's clutches, but part of me really wanted to see what was going to happen.

I think he should still tap dat ass.

Ah...yes...Dave >_>

Part I-lost-count

Spoiler:

Hello leader of ******** City!

But...I never studied. :(

Pfft, this'll be a breeze.

Delay your loss all you want, *****.

Daaaamn right.

WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL IS IT A MONSTER

Ok, this thing was a *****. Jez and Miltank came so close to dying, what with Rock Tomb and that other move.

Ooh yeah.

Time to get hat I came here for.
*Takes clothes off*
*Insert that noise that is played when your Pokemon get healed*
*Put clothes back on*

Yay, I got a bit of plastic in a weird shape.

And a CD...well that's nice, I guess.
EXCEPT IT IS REBECCA BLACK

Now to walk into this house, completely ignoring other people's privacy.

Breakfast is served.

Jeezo, dude, you smell a lot stronger, why haven't you got a shower? Blegh.

NOW TO BACKTRACK AND/OR GRIND

Dem pokestrz iz getin reel pwrfl

VILE CITY

WHY IS IT EVERYBODY CAN SEE INTO MY POCKETS!?

Oh, I'll use that. -_-

Seeing piss

Okie dokie then...

Meeeeehhhh...I'll keep him for now, but when I get something better, he's going.

MRS GENGASTIC

Hehehe...about that...

I've seen her all right ;)

I see a girl but I see no sandwich...odd.

It's...a butt-face.

N00b.

Bagon is OU you ****head. lrn 2 smgn

Chillin' on a bridge.
Like a boss.

YOU WILL NOT TAKE ANOTHER TEAM MEMBER.

Tell that to Magikarp.

What tree.

Free stuff > idkwhattoputhere.

Who the hell are you?

They both died.

Damn straight.

It is a cave.
Gud
bai
.