Stan wasn't sure how long they had been crawling through the vent. He had calmed down from earlier, not as much angry anymore as confused, tired, and feeling really sick. His mind was getting cloudy, a few related thoughts ran through his head, "Snake... poisonous... sick?" it slowly connected in his muddled mind, "Poison snake poisoned me" he thought to himself.
It took another minute for his brain to realize that this was a very bad thing, but there was soon a distraction from that thought in the form of a creaking, then a sudden drop of the vent below them. His head smashed against the ground as he tumbled against the ground, oddly enough the pain made his mind clearer. He kept his eyes closed for a moment, "Why couldn't it be Grand Theft Auto or Deadrising, at least I've played those games, it had to be a game I've only heard of" he thought to himself bitterly. He sighed and his train of thought returned to the snakes and the poison.
He got up slowly with pained groan, "I think the snakes were poisonous" he said to nobody in particular. "On a completely related note does anybody else feel sick" he said, after which he fell over, too weak to move anymore.
His thoughts continued on, "God my life sucks; dead parents, dead sister, greedy bastard family minus an uncle who I never saw before my mother's death. And now i'm a two-tailed weasel with a yellow mouse, a Muppet, a purple ball of sentient floating gas. Not to mention I've been poisoned by snakes after escaping from being kidnapped." his mind went over these thoughts for a minute. He gave a small sigh, and pulled his mind away from the dark thoughts and back to what was actually happening.
Stan realized that he was extremely hungry, he spotted a pink strawberry-shaped berry on the ground in front of his face and picked it up, he thought a brief moment before eating it. "If it kills me I don't really care, if it doesn't then i'm not hungry anymore, although i'll probably die anyways from whatever poison those snakes had" he thought. He shrugged indifferently and bit into the berry, it tasted vaguely sweet. "Meh." he said to himself at the flavor, then realized he felt a lot better, even if the flavor wasn't anything special. He took another bite and half the berry was gone, his mind cleared up and he didn't feel sick anymore, although he still felt really tired.
Stan stared at the remaining half of the berry, "Berries act as an antidote to snake poison..." it made absolutely no god-damned sense to him. He shrugged and finished the berry, even if it didn't taste that good he was still hungry and happy to have anything to eat.
He looked around at the others when he was done, he still wasn't sure what exactly the hell was going on, "Does anyone know what the hell is happening, because i'm kinda convinced I've either gone insane or i'm serious f***ed up on shrooms or something." he said, and as an afterthought, "Also my name is Stan, and I really wish I hadn't opened that damned box".
OOC: Damn, even with the edit I think its really short )=