.:Pokemon Vending Machine:.

[RaikaCastillo]

Out comes a Mr. Mime


In goes a copy of Pokemon Puzzle League

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

Out comes Pokemon Pinball!

In goes a mudkip with a letter saying "So I heard u liek mudkipz" in its mouth.

 

[invisible-chan]

Out comes a Missingno with a hat.

Violently stuffs in a Happiny.

 

[shadowmightyena]

out pops a dead happiny

puts my grandma in

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Out comes Pokemon Fred. A Flintstone-age Pokemon game. :D

In goes a Full Incense.

 

[axelion80]

out comes a empty incense (who wants an empty item anyway?)
in goes a broken metagross

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

Out comes a computer that strangely looks like the Metagross you put in...

In goes clam chowder...

 

[ultradarkrai]

Out comes a clam!

IN goes a copy of Pokemon snap

 

[Giratina's Server]

Out comes a Digital Mastershot pokecamera!
(It doesn't have Sd card)
No!!!!1

In you put a pikachu

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

Out comes hundreds of tiny Pichus.

In goes Deoxys and Jirachi, forced to be shoved in together at once.

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

Out comes a strange being that years down the track is identified as a 5th generation legendary pokemon.

In goes an old Mightyena's false teeth :O

 

[ChronicEdge]

*Out comes a pair of Misty's used panties*

And Shane will insert a Hickory Dickory Dock token.

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

Out comes a Pikachu and a Sandshrew sitting on top a grandfather cloak enjoying a nice cup of tea and some scones.

In goes a Rapidash horn

 

[ChronicEdge]

Out comes Hideo Kojima's brain, shooting out giant "N" shaped deathrays.

*Inserts a Sharp Beak from Pokemon Crystal*

 

[drunk ¬_¬]

out comes an angry Snorlax who uses Hyper Beam and incinerates everything/body (except the vending machine)

then, a grain of dust (coincidentally) makes its way into the vending machine

BTW: did you guys know that more people die each year from vending machines than from shark attacks??? (true fact)

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

A knife comes out and the vending machine transforms into a suicide booth

*Replaces suicide booth with a new vending machine*

In goes a taco...

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Out comes Snorlax!

In goes a taco filled with Snorlax. Wait, no, the other way around!

 

[ChronicEdge]

Out comes a Fat Chocobo.

[Insert Girder]

 

[Shedinja8]

*out comes a pikachu*
Ok... how does that work out?
*In goes a picture of every single pokemon carved in stone*

 

[Ouch stop shocking me Chinchou.]

*Out comes an Arceus...*

Puts a Shiny Adamant Tauros with 31 IVs in everything and EVed in attack and speed (WASTED!)