.:Pokemon Vending Machine:.

[Crimson Arcanine]

Out comes a lvl 1 Sassy Magikarp with 1 IVs in Everything. Tough Luck

In goes Farfetch'd

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Out comes one of those restaurant silver steely things covering a plate. On it says in really fancy writing "Farfetch'd with leek".

In goes a Tropius' fruit.

 

[Giratina's Server]

*A hundred of cheri berries and a fake tropius evolution goes out*

A Nintendo Ds Lite with a Pokemon Diamond gets in

 

[Ouch stop shocking me Chinchou.]

out comes a GameBoy Color with Yellow in it O.o

 

[ChronicEdge]

Since you inserted nothing, I am going to beat you to death with a Johto-style Heavy Ball.

*Inserts Thinking of a Name's bloody severed head"

 

[Gardevoyeurism]

Out comes TOAN's brain transplanted into a Garchomp's body. RUN! =O


In goes a Persian's forehead gem.

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

Out the gem is fired at your forehead! Mwhahahaha!!!

As you take the gem in the forehead, I place the $500 that I owe the vending machine into it because I just lost the deal that I made with it about its accuracy....

 

[ChronicEdge]

Out comes a Honchkrow with Super Luck and Dire Hit used on it. It promptly Night Slashes you.

O:<

Into the mighty machine: A copy of the best book in history, "Speaker for the Dead" by Orson Scott Card.

 

[Seadiga]

Out comes the 4-book series Twilight!!

in goes A Digimon and A POkemon Mashed up

 

[matt561]

out come a japanese artists brain

inserts Mudkip food

 

[SegaSaturnGal]

Out comes a 5 pound bag. It says "Poke Chow-Pikachu blend. It's Pikalicious!"
In goes PC. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

 

[Pheonix987]

out comes a brand new cost-free PC ^ ^

inserting a platinum orb

 

[Amaruuk]

Out comes a new copy of Pokemon Platinum!

*inserts a hair plucked from a Probopass' moustache*

 

[invisible-chan]

Out comes a 5 pound bag. It says "Poke Chow-Pikachu blend. It's Pikalicious!"

XD I love you. I was just reading that volume of EToP. Anyways,

Out pops Giovanni's vital organs marked in sharpie in a plastic bag. O.o

In they go once more.

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Out comes Ash's Gen. II hat and his Gen. III hat. :o

In goes a Spearow.

 

[salmence33]

out comes a purple banana

in goes a pikachu(holding a purple banana)

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Out comes a flying Zangoose. O_O

In goes a Seviper (who fought with the flying Zangoose).

 

[SegaSaturnGal]

Out comes Shaymin's Sky Forme...with WINGS.

In goes Shaymin's Land Forme.

 

[SL1MSHADY]

out comes dirt! (get it, land form=dirt...nvm)

in goes a book of very boring math stuff....

 

[SegaSaturnGal]

Out comes a killer math book 0.o OMG RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In goes Bill Gates.