" Die, alien scum! " Jason yelled, running at the Skarmory. The Skarmory lifted off of the ground into flight though. It seemed to be mocking Jason, telling him to fly up there. Jason tried, he really did, but he couldn't get the blasted wings to lift him.
" Ow... " he muttered, reaching back again. Another throb, jolt of pain.
Can't get to him... so... guess I'll just have to take my chances!
" Pokeballs, go! Wilt, Skippey, Ase, Pog, Biole, and Streetel! " Jason yelled throwing every Pokeball containing one faithful Pokemon up.
{ Hey, Jase-boy! I see you got yourself a girl, } Ase muttered, motioning over to Kitty, who was now Espew again.
" Stuff it, Ase. Idiot Aipom. Now go! Ase, Use the FUNKY! " Jason yelled, while he punched the Aipom and then threw him directly at the Skarmory.
{ Feh. I don't like being punched and then thrown through the air at a high speed towards a nightmare, } the Pokemon complained.
" ASE! " Jason yelled, enraged.
{ Oh, fine. I'll play along. Just as long as I get front row tickets to when you and your girlfriend kiss, } the monkey-like Pokemon yelled loud enough for everyone to hear. It landed on the Skarmory's head while Jason was busy telling him what a pervert he was. So now there was a fourteen year-old boy blushing and yelling, a wierdo Aipom running all over a Skarmory, that's in the air, and tons of Poke-creatures everywhere.
Turnig his mind back to... more pressing matters, Jason started barking out orders, " Skippey, help Emily! Biole, you too! Go defeat all of the creatures that are the Director's slaves. You'll know them by the fact that they're all gathered around Emily, the Director, and Eclipse! " There Jason goes again. Pointing out the obvious, once again. Anyway, onto the next orders he issued.
" Streetel, help Biole! Don't let them get you because of your size! " Jason told, the Sentret, incouraging it to kick butt. Then Wilt looked over, giving Jason the 'what-do-you-want-me-to-do?' look.
" Wilt, get over here! " Jason yelled. The Dragonite came over and said, { Oh, what do you want, oh great Master? How may I be of service to Jase-boy? } in a sarcastic voice.
" WHAT is with everyone calling me Jase-boy?! " Jason yelled as he jumped onto Wilt's back. Wilt took this as a cue to fly, so she did. Right up to mister scary, the Skarmory's height. The Skarmory was getting annoyed with the little vermin that was on top of his head, going totally psycho. He flung the little monkey off. Ase flew off and was enjoying himself until he plopped down right in the middle of the fight. Then he started to run. Past the director. Under tons of feet, right into Streetel.
{ Oh for the love of Ash, } the Pokemon muttered as the emotional Sentret broke into tears. Ase told the silly little ferret to get up and fight again. It did so, but with huge, eyes. Meanwhile...
Jason and Wilt weren't doing so well against the Skarmory. It was using Solar Beams and stuff. So Wilt wasn't doing very well. Then, at that moment, while Jason was totally distracted in his thoughts, the Skarmory flew at them. Jason was so startled he jumped backwards. Luckily there was a tree behind Wilt, so he was saved by his shirt getting stuck on a branch. Unluckily, he couldn't get it off. So there he was, hanging by his shirt from a tree limb, while a flying metal bird flew at him. It's beak pointed at his gut, the Skarmory was streamlined, getting faster and faster as it neared the boy. Jason was watching the bird, fearing his death as it drew closer. Then he slipped a bit. It hit him. Closing his eyes, Jason slipped out of his shirt just before the Skarmory hit him. It was pretty smart on his part, except that he was pretty high up. So he was falling, down, down, down, to the deepest reachest of... er... the ground. When a Dragonite caught him and sped off in the other direction.
" Good job, boy! " Jason said as he turned to look at the Skarmory who now had his beak lodged in the tree.
{ What the f***?! I'm a girl! } Wilt screamed, just to make Jason angry. As if to get her point across even more, she dropped Jason. Fortunantly they weren't very high up. Say, oh, ten feet. So Jason fell to the ground and face-planted it.
{ Errr... Jason? You might want to look at this... } Wilt said tentatively. She picked him up in her talons and gently flew him over to the PokemonCommunity's(hee,hee) water supply. Then, she dropped him again.
" Don't I have such loving, angel Pokemon? " Jason said as he picked himself up off the ground.
{ That's me! Umm... turn around and look at yourself in the water. }
Jason listened to what his Pokemon had to say, for once.
" HOLY SH--CRAP! "
:: Oh, yeah. Sarah. Bet it took you forever to come up with that name. ::
