Uh... Please don't spam, nor triple post. And don't swear...
Anyway, I'll rate Conman's signature then, seeing as you don't have one.
It's nice, it's green... It's too big O_o I just think you should put the trainer cards in a link, instead of showing them like that (they are pretty good though ^^) And for the banner, is it just me, or does Zolo look kinda horizontally stretched?... Plus there's that big, green gap in the left side of the banner. Maybe you should move the image to the left a bit, to fill up that gap?
8/10