So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Hikamaru]

And gets looked down for being "tiny".

So a Chatot flies into the bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...On a search for the Guildmaster!

A Caterpie wiggles its way into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and does its best not to get squished by all the bigger Pokemon!

Then its cousin, Metapod, finds itself in the bar... (how does a Metapod move?)

 

[Adam Levine]

...and attempts to get Caterpie drunk.

Then Tentacruel's cousin, Remoraid, walks into the bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And says "hey do you know I become an octopus".

So a Gible walks into the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and told sempai Salamence to NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So a Male Gothorita walked into the bar, with a bag full of pokeblocks...

 

[Hikamaru]

And the whole bar said "are you really a girl or not?".

So a Snover walks into the bar...

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

And uses Icy Wind because the temperature was too warm

A Ninetales leaps into a bar

 

[PageEmp]

And orders flames for his drink.

A Scizor stumbles into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and dances with swords!

So then a Ledian flies into a bar...

 

[noa]

...And a drunken Ariados at the bar says "Whoa, I'm seeing spots!"

A Prinplup waddles into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And searches for small crumbs on the table by pecking on it!

A Blissey walks into the bar...

 

[Rothometapratis]

to pick up a guy
and then a Seel sort of walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And drinks a literally frozen smoothie!

A Kakuna suddenly shows uo at the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and leaves the bar a hatched Beedrill!

So then a Roselia walks into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And makes flowers grow in the bar!

A Spearow flies into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and pecks it's glass and accidentally breaks it!

So then a Seaking swims into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and starts a mob.

In the bar comes a Kadabra...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and is kicked out for bringing spoons in a bar.

So then a Torterra stomps into a bar...

 

[Sun]

... and it uses Razor Leaf to slice an Oran Berry!
So then a Wigglytuff jumps into a bar...