So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Fernbutter]

and gets knocked out! (If you get this then I salute you)

... A Pikachu walks over the blind Spinda and...

 

[lucariokul]

Everyone ask for autographs because he is overrated.




The baby lugia Silver from the anime flies in...

 

[Swaggintotehmax]

And all fire types want to kick him from the bar.

So a Raikou dashes into the bar

 

[lucariokul]

And his lightning strikes down the bar, just like the Burned Tower in HeartGold version. Thankfully suicune arrives and cools the fire with rain.


A Miltank enters.

 

[orangeralts21]

and all of the present Pokemon bow down like it's the Lord Helix. Ignoring their gratitude, the Miltank Rollout's them to death and Whitney laughs triumphantly.

So an Aipom walks into a bar

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And starts Nasty Plotting evil thoughts, when a really pretty shiny Lopunny walks by and the Aipom tries to Double Hit on her because she Charmed him.

So Ghetsis walks into the bar...

 

[Kameken]

Th bartender yells "Ghetsis man a drink!"

Excadrill waddles into a bar...

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

And tries to hide but Ghetsis "liberates" it outta the bar.

So Ash Ketchum walks into a bar

 

[Zorogami]

And the bartender says "We dont serve minors, get the heck outta here!"

So a Elekid walks into a bar...

 

[Kameken]

The excadrill bouncer says, "We don't serve miners here."

Meganium walks into a bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And Body Slams the bartender to express her love for him

So Missingno. floats/walks into the bar...

 

[lucariokul]

And looking at it, everyone starts having nightmares and seizures, getting Missingno. banned forever!
Shaymin walks in shyly..

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

the bartender looks at it with awe

So Samurott comes into the bar...

 

[disciplish]

And the bartender looks at him and says, "Wotter you doin' here, it's past closing time!"

So a Tepig walks into a bar...

 

[Kameken]

And promptly leaves when he finds it em-boring.

Darkrai appears in a bar...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

and gives everyone nightmares

So Xerneas walks into a bar...

 

[lucariokul]

The nightmares disappear and everyone's lives are extended.
But Yveltal enters..

 

[Fernbutter]

... and starts ****ing things up!

Mew pops up into the bar and...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

Brings in the weird protection thing from the Tree of Beginning to swallow all the humans, until the bartender bans him.

So Mewtwo floats into the bar...

 

[Wobbu]

...and clones everyone.

So a Ditto transforms into a bar...