So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Meksal]

And the bartender points to a sign on the wall. "Can't you read? No transforming in the bar!"


So a Wailord goes swimming into a bar.

 

[GarlandDaHero]

...and the whole place comes crumbling down.

So a Lopunny walks into a bar...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

and everyone can not take their eyes off it

So then Medicham walks into a bar...

 

[GarlandDaHero]

...and she and the Lopunny have an idea.

And then a Gardevoir walked into a bar...

 

[Kameken]

... wearing a sign saying it's a male.
(Super topical)

Arbok slithers into a bar...

 

[GarlandDaHero]

...and was frightened by a mongoose.

So Regigigas stomps into a bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And freezes into a statue in the middle of the bar for the next millennium or so [unless someone brings the other three Regis].

So a Shaymin walks into the bar...

 

[Fernbutter]

... and grows a forest in it.

Then Groudon decides to visit said bar and...

 

[Mr155555]

completely destroys the bar and wrecks havoc

so then rayquaza came to calm down groudon

 

[lucariokul]

And his ability begins to choke everyone (AIR LOCK).
Cresselia hovers in serenely.

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And everyone has good dreams.
So Darkrai comes into the bar to chase out Cresselia...

 

[Fernbutter]

And in the process induces the worst nightmares in everyone...

Pikachu just rolls into the bar and...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

Shocks the living daylights out of Darkrai for stealing his ketchup.

Arceus teleports into the bar...

 

[kirbasaur]

And says that this is insignificant and that he needs his jewel of life and travels throw time to get it

Abra is sleeping in the corner.

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

Until the Arceus hits him through time travel for stealing the Jewel of Life.

The bartender notices a Jynx strolling into the bar and winking at him...

 

[lucariokul]

And they fall in love.


A Helix Fossil floats inside.

 

[Fernbutter]

... It gets mistaken as a art piece and gets it's picture taken.

So Zekrom decides to drop by and...

 

[Smeargle]

... And begins to play pool using the voltorbs in the bar.

So a smeargle walks in...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

And gets mobbed by art lovers

So Xerneas walks into a bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And grants everyone with immortality who are currently in the bar.

So a new bartender comes into the bar...