Steal The Shaymin Game!

[locoroco]

i kill ur shedinja (since its a hollow shell) by cutting him in half with a chainsaw when i do shaymins soul gets released and returns to shaymin since you tried to kill shaymin is such a diabolical way i chainsaw you and ur dead

 

[Diablerie]

I have the real Shaymin, while you guys were being evil and trying to kill the Shaymin plush doll I swapped it with. Buizel takes me and Shaymin to an underwater fortress, guarded by an army of Sharpedo and Whiscash.

 

[IceFireLighnting]

Yeah. Smart. And, by the way, I have Palkia, so I can just pop in. I put you in a bubble with my Vaporeon, freeze it with my Glaceon, and thaw Shaymin out with my Flareon. We teleport away in peace, never to be seen again, and leave you frozen there.

 

[Diablerie]

...Until my Giratina pulls Palkia back. While the two Legendaries are fighting, Buizel beats Flareon, Electivire beats Vaporeon and Infernape beats Glaceon. With that taken care of, I trap you a net, grab Shaymin and fly away on my Tropius. I hide Shaymin amongst the fruit and leaves on Tropius.

 

[IceFireLighnting]

No, you mean you hide the bouquet of Gracidias that I was taking to my girlfriend. The real Shaymin was in my pocket the whole time. And now she's in a better place...

NOT WITH YOU! MWAHAHAHAHA! And no messing with my girlfriend. You can't use her to fight me, cuz I said so. Meanie. Oh, yeah, right. MWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Diablerie]

But apparently I thought this far ahead. My Machamp bodyguard was waiting for you. He threathens you and you have no choice but to hand over Shaymin. My Dragonite picks him up and we fly off into the sky.

 

[IceFireLighnting]

...Where I am waiting on Giratina. Holding the Grisious Orb. "Now, if you would be so kind as to give me that hedgehog. You poor little thing, you've been thrown, tossed, killed, and teleported. TIME OUT!" I take Shaymin to a Pokemon Center. Get her healed. "TIME IN" I take her to my grandma's. She's a frail, sick old lady and my little sister is there, promising me that she'll do anything to protect Shaymin. Now can you steal from a cute little 7-year-old and her sick grandmother? Thought not.

 

[Diablerie]

I take up papier-mache classes and make a lifesize Shaymin duplicate. I tunnel into the house with Sandslash, swap the mache for Shaymin and leave, sealing up the hole. Your grandmother and sister never realise they were stolen from, thus making the crime ok! :)

Anyways, I head to the Sinnoh Underground and bury Shaymin in the wall somewhere (I give him an oxygen mask and a food/water supply, so he doesn't die and defeat the whole point of this). I ensured that there was no metal on Shaymin, so he isn't detectable on the radar. How will anybody find Shaymin now?

 

[Maraala]

I use Mightyena to sniff Shaymin's scent and her food supply and dig her out with Sandslash. I then hide her in a one of the groups of bushes that look like Tetris Blocks outside the Battle Tower in the Sinnoh Region

 

[bobman1234]

I send my charmander out to burn all the bushes near the Sinnoh Region Battle tower and steel the Shaymin, then I put Shaymin in my P.C and eat my Ds. I poop out my Ds and then burn and eat the poop covered Ds, making it impossible to get Shaymin.

 

[redsaber5859]

Shedinja uses Shadow sneak and steals shaymin, then kills it by making it look down it's shell

 

[Diablerie]

...Thats what you wanted to happen, but my Magmortar toasts Shedinja before you get the chance. I stuff Shaymin into a sack and hide in the Pokemon Mansion.

 

[dragon0fangz]

I go up to you and poke you in the eyes. I take your sack, and i calmly walk out, completely unprotected. OR AM I? *Summons Missingno from the right side of Cinnabar Island* *game breaks* darn, i lost the game.

 

[redsaber5859]

Shedinja parties cuz shaman was deleted from the game

 

[IceFireLighnting]

Yeah. Whatever. I get Arceus to bring Shaymin back fom the dead(or deleted?). I then stuff her in a trench coat, hang it on my coat rack, along with the bazillions of others, but get this: they're all backwards! Ya have to flip 'em all over if you want to find my decoy, I mean hedgehog.

 

[dragon0fangz]

I get my Infernape to use Blast Burn, Burning all of the trench coats, and run away with the shaymin still aflame. i then throw shaymin at your mother's face.

 

[pikachux2]

i rip shaymin off his mothers face dash into the street on my Luxray and get hit by a bus. then shaymin gets on my pideotto and flys away to somewhere peaceful

 

[redsaber5859]

i rip shaymin off his mothers face dash into the street on my Luxray and get hit by a bus. then shaymin gets on my pideotto and flys away to somewhere peaceful

one pokemon, not two

shedinja uses shadow sneak and steals shaymin

 

[dragoniteuser]

Then comes my salamence, burnes your shedinja to nothing with it's flamethrower, takes shaymin in it's mouth and we fly off to dragon's den, where we get protected by an old couple training there!

 

[redsaber5859]

shedinja, bieng a dead shell, came back to life and used protect+shadow sneak to steal shaymin