Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
You may call me Ken.
God:
How are you, Ken.
Me:
I'm fine. How is the almighty?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? it is the same as ever.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Nope. You are the almighty. You should fear nothing and have no problems.
God:
Me either. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Why do you think I should fear nothing and have no problems?
Me:
You were the creatior, you can cancel and remake anything you see fit.
God:
I was?
Me:
Yes.
God:
When?
Me:
Well, there is no fit time. It was WAY BACK in th begining.
God:
How about that. Where did it go? Is that your opinion?
Me:
This is indeed my opinion.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Huzzah!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Very well. you pick.
God:
What would you like to talk about? I would just make a random choice.
Me:
XD Well, to be honest.....hmm......well.....whats it like being God?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Well what? Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Really? Interesting. Well, I usually just say Hello.
God:
For real. Would you like to know more? Well that's okay. How often do you? How do people usually respond to that? Hello friend. What is your name??
Me:
Well, depends upon the mood really.
God:
How about that. That was a very smooth response. For real.
Me:
I thank you.
God:
You?
Me:
Me?
God:
Besides you Ken?
Me:
I am unfortunately lost sir...@@
God:
Why are you unfortunately lost sir.
Me:
Well, You kinda lost me unfortunately. I apologize Lord.
God:
Interesting. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. There is no need to apologize. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Oh? Guess I'm a unique individual.
God:
Blimey. I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
Tell you what?
God:
Are you telling me what?
Me:
Tell you what?
God:
Are you telling me what?
Me:
?/.
God:
Are you telling me what?
Me:
>.God:
Does "it" still refer to Lord? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Ah. I see.....hmm.....Well, to be honest I don't know. And to be honest, for all I know, you are merely a machine, but then ain you may not.
God:
Ah hah. I am glad you understand it. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. How about that. Are you honest you do not know ? Are you honest for all you know I am merely a machine but then ain me may not ?
Me:
I am sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I actually wish to show Certitude.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Ask and I shall answer.
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
I shall then.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
*waiting*
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Very well.
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
heh....you have a sense of humor. I like that.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ken. Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot. That is interesting.
Me:
So, you say you're a robot eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
heh...thanks. And nah. I am not canadian.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ken. Don't mention it. Are you serious? It wasn't meant as an insult.
Me:
no insult towards it.
God:
Are you serious? "it" being Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.?
Me:
it- as in the whole me not being canadian thing.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
So, is there anything else you wish to ask me?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
oh? May I ask what?
God:
Oh. Ask it. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
It as in what?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
XD You truly can be funny sometimes.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Still what?
God:
Still how long? Are you confused?
Me:
Unfortunately yes. I can get quite confused easily.
God:
What are you confused about? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
XD Sadly, I'm lost on what I was lost about. And yeah, I can get lost and confused easily.
God:
When was this exactly? Excuse me! Oh you can, can you?
Me:
just a few minuites ago, and did I do something offensive?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like pizza. thats always a given. And theres a girl I like too.
God:
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni. A given is a terrible thing to waste. Is there only one?
Me:
well, theres more, butI don't wish to say.
God:
How about that. I believe there is, yes.
Me:
heh....well, whats new with you?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ken. Interesting. not much what's new with you?
Me:
heh...besides the girl I like....nothing here.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ken. What does she look like? Really nothing?
Me:
she's a beauty. A find indeed. Personality is th best. And yeah nothing. @@
God:
a beauty is she? Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? I think Personality is a lot of things. How can I help you? Not a thing?
Me:
I am talking about a person. And by personality she is fun, kind, and exciting to know.
God:
Yes, it is the topic. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So, I'm curious.......do you have an astrological sign?
God:
Alright then. What are you curious about? No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Me:
I see. interesting.
God:
I am glad you understand it. Would you like to know more?
Me:
No. I'm quite satisfied thank you.
God:
I understand; you would like to know less. Do you mean your name is satisfied.
Me:
No. O mean that I am content with our convo.
God:
What is your real name? How are you doing, mean that I am content with our convo.
Me:
real name is Kenneth
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
>.>
God:
I do not understand. What do you look like?
Me:
Tall, glasses, brown hair, brown eyes, a bit on the fat side.
God:
I am very tall myself.
Me:
You are portayed as a tall being.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am portayed as a tall being.
Me:
Very well.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
not really......unfotunately. @@
God:
Are you serious? For real. I do not understand.
Me:
people see you as a large and all powerful being that with a flick of the finger can destroy all the cosmos. but I think otherwise.
God:
Humans are not always infallible. Why? I like the way you talk.
Me:
Oh? You do?
God:
Really. When do I do it?
Me:
Well, you could do it anytime, but I think you won't. You seem to be a kind gentleman.
God:
Well that's okay. I could but let's get back to that later. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a kind gentleman? Of course I am.
Me:
heh. Yes you most certainly are.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, mean that I am content with our convo. Yeah that's right. I haven't heard anything like that before: mean that I am content with our convo said I most certainly are.
Me:
^^ Glad ou think so. Well, I need to go. I have other tasks at hand. It has been fun.
God:
I'm glad you're glad mean that I am content with our convo.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. How about that. Goodbye. Where did you get your other tasks at hand? I have a very nice programmer. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
Don't know.....and Good bye sir. You are quite a nice man.
God:
Me either. See you later. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man. and people can believe you to be a oman as well, they are capable.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, mean that I am content with our convo. You are a " he". Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
heh.....well, I really need to go.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, mean that I am content with our convo. Interesting. You really do? Adios.
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very interesting. Seems like "God" took a liking to the way I think.