I can't do coffee. Or rather, I can do coffee, but it has to be one of those really sweetened (and possibly iced) coffees, since otherwise it's far too bitter for me. I've tried. I can't do coffee otherwise.
Tea, on the other hand...give me tea. :D I will gladly take tea if it's offered. Almost any kind will do. Although if it's something like a chai or a cinnamon tea, please give it to me right now.