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The Comedians Club

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100marios

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    *comforter is twirling up around him and squeezing him*
    Me: Look! I'm sorry I ate cookies on you! It wasn't to fun sleeping on you either!
    *pillow comes up and covers his head*
    Hey? WHo turned out the lights? It's not my nap time!...that's in 30 minutes!
    Ahh!
    *other pillows attack him*
    ....note to self: don't eat cookies on bed.
     

    Greed

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    *eats cookies in bed* Meh, my mum's always telling me not to eat in bed, but I always do ^^;;; She says if I keep it up, roaches will suck on my face @@;;;

    EWWWWW! ROACHES!!!

    *Gets eaten by roaches*
     
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    aah! roaches! *shudder* my sister said that if you dont clean your bed sheetes every like 3 weeks, the bed bugs get bigger and eat you 0-0 that always scared me..

    Edit: That was Random! XD
     

    100marios

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    *Says while wrapped in sleeping gear*
    Phew! That hasn't happened to me yet.....oh no!...at my feet!..There's..there's.....cookie crumbs!
    *cleans them up and the covers don't let him go*
    Me: Hey now! I cleaned up the crumbs! Now let me go!
    Blanket: We're going to have an auction!
    Pillows: Yeah!
    Me: What?
    Blanket: Whoever bids the highest can have this guy!
    Me: I have a greedy blanket! Wait until-
    *blanket covers my mouth while I struggle*
    Blanket: Quiet you kid!
    Pillows: Yeah! Quiet kid!
    Blanket: Lets start the bid at $1 and a rubber chicken! Any bidders?
     

    100marios

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    Sapphire Latios said:
    *falls in through the roof* i bid $2.01, and a half eaten peantut butter and jelly sandwich! :P
    Blanket: What a dramatic entrance young man! Well you heard him! The bids at $2.01 and a half devoured peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Bite marks and all! So folks! Going once...
    Me: $3 and an old phone book!
    blanket: What!? You're bidding for yourself? What's up with that!?
    Pillows: Yeah! What's up with that!
    blanket:....well you heard him folks! He's bidding for himself!
     

    Phantom Angel

    aka Dark Heaven
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    Sapphire Latios said:
    We're biddin for 100marios! :P I bid $3.50 and some chicken flavored pocket lint! :P
    $100 for 100marios.
    Anyone who have more than me? lol
     

    RoxasOld

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    i bid...one hundred billion dallars ($100,000,000,000) *acts like Dr. Evil* :laugh: . BTW, Ally, cool avatar. it's the same as ur AIM Buddy Icon :laugh:
     

    100marios

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    *blanket is drooling*
    Me: Hey! I'm supposed to do that!
    Blanket: Quiet you!
    *smacks me*
    Pillows: Yeah! Quiet!
    *slap me*
    Me:....that's it! I've had it!
    *pulls pillows apart*
    Pillows: Yea-...ow! That stings!
    *throws feathers all over the place so no one can see me*
    Me: Hahahaha! I'm free!
    *runs....into the bidders*
    Hey....uh...you know my slumbering materials were just kidding about the bidding and all right?...a person is priceless remember?..hehe..*sweats*
    ...............ok give me a five minute head start okay?
    *starts running away like mad*
     

    RoxasOld

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    no more bidding....lets talk for the funny.....it's starting to get boring here..... :(
     

    Mystical Mewtwo

    Or MM2 for lazy typers
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    Two cows are sitting on a hill.

    One says, "Hey bill, have you heard of this Mad Cow desease? Are you worried?"

    The other replies, "Why the heck would i care? Im a helecopter!"

    Haha. I like that one. Its my favorite. Its.... my presssssoussssssss.
     
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