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Let's Venture Onward!
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- The Land of Hyrule
- Seen Oct 15, 2014
*hits porygon with a fish* I told you not to tell anyone about our secret hideout!
Shingo` said:Truly Stupid Criminals
1) Japanese robbers steal safe and use blowtorch to open it. "YOU MORON! YOU BURNT ALL THE MONEY!"
2) Robbery at my local Fleet Bank. "WTF? THERE'S A DETECTIVE NEXT DOOR!"
3) "Here, take all the stuff. Put it in our getaway car." *Not looking; hands stolen stuff out to two cops.*
4) Who uses a getaway bike?
5) "Gimme your money!" "Umm... could I use your bathroom?" *banker presses silent alarm as robber goes potty*
I guess if your grandma's name isn't anything like "stupid cat" than they didn't hehe.Sapphire Latios said:100Marios! thats funny cause my grandmas an idian! but i dont think they used the names back when he was young...maybe!
and Cartoon i heard that one before its funny! :D
Sapphire said:hahahaha! Rabid! Im contageous! hehehe I take...number...er...hn...uh...HELLO!
*Walks up and talks in gruff voice* Sometimes you embarass me.....just kidding! Actually I'm probably embarassing too! *walks away laughing*....like now!DarkMagicianGirl said:CONTAGIOUS!!!! :dead: NOOOOO!!!!!!i dun wanna become a rabib doggeh!!!!