First job I ever had was collecting carriages at Stop&Shop. One day when a few went missing, the decided to blame me for it. Wtf, seriously? So I quit :<
Then, I worked at CVS for a while. My aunt, who had gotten me the job, had filed a complaint about another employee there sexually harassing her (dude was referring to her as "Chica Bonita" instead of her real name. He was kind of a dick, btw). Since she was leaving, and she was the only real reason I had the job to begin with, when she left, they "let me go." Ghey.
Then I worked storage in best-buy. This just...didn't really work out great because I couldn't stand any of the other people I was working with. I was there for a sold 2 months before I finally quit XD;
So...right now I'm jobless. w00t.