The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[Meadow]

...but you are confronted by the farmer and his Mightyena! You try to talk your way out this, but...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....a Sandshrew threw purple ice cream at your face! Everyone blocks you into a corner. Now that you're cornered, from the sky comes....

 

[Aslan]

... a huge Spearow the size of Godzilla! It lands besides you, protecting you from the crowd. They try to push past but...

 

[Meadow]

...the Spearow was too heavy! It turns out that this Spearow was actually a mecha, created by...

 

[Aslan]

...the Spearow was too heavy! It turns out that this Spearow was actually a mecha, created by Team Rocket who pop out of it. Everyone watches as they...

 

[Squirrel]

... dance around in top hats singing the Pokémon theme tune, which was...

 

[Meadow]

...combined with their own motto, which sounded just plain awful. You decided to ignore them and...

 

[Aslan]

... try to dig a hole to escape. As you start digging however, a giant Diglett...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...appears and you try to inspect it. You uncover its mystery and the influence of Whiscash to it. The giant Diglett angrily...

 

[Meadow]

...revealed its entire body to you! Upon closer inspection, you noticed that it had three wings and...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...with a white blue pattern and a black stripe. As you find this so terribly creepy, you use an escape rope to...

 

[Meadow]

...make your way to a "Who's That Pokémon" contest! Upon seeing a picture of that same creepy Diglett, you...

 

[Lycanthropy]

... panic at first, followed by a sudden inspiration by what Pokémon it has to be. As your answer turns out wrong, you are mentally shocked and...

 

[Meadow]

...decide to dedicate your life to designing Fakemons! Unfortunately, you never had the chance to do so because you received a sudden call from...

 

[Aslan]

... Professor Oak. Heading over to his lab, you find out that...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...he is Team Rocket's main scientist, currently working on...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....making Fakemon out of Mew's DNA. Though you are sickened by the notion, you are also curious, and decide to say....

 

[Lycanthropy]

... "Good morning!" Then you point to something on the opposite side of the room and say "Wait, what is that over there?" and use that to steal a couple of blueprints. When you run away...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....you realize the blueprints were just instructions for a coffee maker. Irked, you decide to build the coffee maker anyways and drink a cup. Before you're finished drinking....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...the door gets rammed in by a group of angry Rocket Grunts who now didn't get their promised coffee machine. In no time the room is filled with Zubat and a few Ekans. As you don't have any psychic Pokémon with you, you...