The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[DyingWillFlareon]

...dump your coffee onto the machine, causing it to shortcircut and electrocute the Zubat to the ground. Then you focre one of their Weezings because they always have weezings to use Explosion, causing an Earthquake. Thanks to your quick wit, you saved the town. Now though, the Champions comes by to give a an honorable ribbon when....

 

[Lycanthropy]

Wait, wait, you explode the building and ramble the whole town with an earthquake and that's considered as saving it? XD

...give them pie when they enter the town. But you forgot to give credit to the actual baker, making her mad and...

 

[Meadow]

...thus she challenged you to a battle! You looked desperately for your Poké Balls, but all you had was a Sandshrew, so...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...you yourself dance uncontrollably causing confusion to the trainer similarly to Teeter Dance. In her confusion the baker hit herself with her rolling pin and you decide try to run away, which would work out perfectly, if not...

 

[Meadow]

...for the random security guards throwing Ultra Balls at you. Aggravated, you send out your Sandshrew...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and order it to use Defense Curl, because you remember something like "Defense is the best offense.", or maybe it was the other way around, doesn't matter. Anyway, one of the security guards...

 

[Squirrel]

... hates Pokémon and kills you, causing you some annoyance as...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...you're not completely dead, because the guard can't handle swords. You escape the place by...

 

[Meadow]

..using an Escape Rope, which worked like a charm! However, you ended up at...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...in the town hall. You try to explain this logical situation by...

 

[Squirrel]

... going on Bulbapedia and clicking 'Random Article', which leads you to end up researching...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...the 468th round of the Pokémon Adventures manga. Upon hearing this, the people...

I actually used the 'Random Article' method to determine what you're talking about.

 

[Etherion]

...went into a frenzy, then they....

 

[Meadow]

...starting chucking Great Balls at you, because they mistook you for a Pokémon! Annoyed, you take out your...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....3DS and show them your PokeBank collection of a living Pokedex. They apologized and let you go free after getting back their manga. Of course....

 

[Meadow]

...a minor inconvenience was destined to happen, and you knew you couldn't escape your fate. To prepare for this ultimate minor inconvenience, you went shopping at the nearest Poké Mart, in order to stock up on...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....Max Repels, in hope it was Geico the Rayquaza or some crud like that again, along with some Revives, but suddenly the minor circumstance happened! It was....

 

[Meadow]

...a mere banana peel that caused you to slip! After slipping over the banana peel, a wild...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...Chatot laughs at you, making you feel...

 

[Squirrel]

... like dancing uncontrollably, so as you dance you realise...