Dear dear dear Alverge! Maybe this song will cheer you up:
We're the pirates,
Who don't do anything!
We just stay home,
And lie around!
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We'll just tell you:
Larry: We don't do anything!
Pa Grape: Well I've:
Never been to Denver and I've never been to Greenland,
And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul!
And I've never been to Finland and I've never been to Africa,
And I've never been to Bostan in the fall!
Cas' we're the pirates,
Who don't do anything!
We just stay home,
And lie around!
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We'll just tell you:
Pa: We don't do anything!
Mr. Lunt: Well I:
Never hoist main stay,
And I never swab the poop deck,
And I never go to starboard,
Cas' we don't sale at all,
I never walk the gang plank,
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to Bostan in the fall!
Cas' we're the pirates,
Who don't do anything!
We just stay home,
And lie around!
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We'll just tell you:
Mr. Lunt: We don't do anything!
Larry: Well I've:
Never plucked a rooster,
I've never licked a sparkplug,
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall!
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never eaten a carrot,
And I've never been to Bostan the fall!
Pa: Wait! Hold it! Stop the music! What is this nonsense?
Mr. Lunt: Yeah! We're meant to talk about piraty things!
Pa: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? Why even bring it up? Am I right?
Mr. Lunt: I think you look like Captain Crunch!
Pa: What? I do not!
Mr. Lunt: Do so!
Pa: Am not!
Mr. Lunt: You're making me hungry!
Pa: That's it! You're walking the plank!
Mr. Lunt: Aye, aye, Captain Crunch!
Larry: And I've:
Never had a party,
I'm not too good at ping-pong,
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
And I've never bathed in yogurt,
And I don't look good in leggings...
Pa: You just don't get it!
Everyone: And we've never been to Bostan in the falll....