The insanely random Pokemon story....

[Pokeyomom]

Ok. This is how this thread be. The person above you will write a bit of a pokemon story, then you have to continue it in your post.

For instance I will start the story-

Once upon a weedle, Drake was searching for a uber powerful Altaria off the coast of Mossdeep city. He came upon a small island where he discovered Barry vicariously dancing to a backstreet boys song....

Then you add your tid bit, and so on and so forth:p Lets see where this adventure will take us lol.

 

[Blaziquaza]

And Rayquaza was eating chips.So Drake started drinking a bottle of Fanta.Then Drake went back home and started watching Seasame Street.

 

[Queen]

Pikachu thunderbolted the TV which angered Drake.
So he flew over to Ash's house and stole his TV.

 

[Pokeyomom]

Ash freaked out because he was watching last seasons finale of House, so he resorted to a binge eating spree with Snorlax. He ended up blocking the path into pallet town.

He lies slumbering with discarded food trays all around him:p

 

[Logiedan]

Drake came by with the flute to wake Snorlax up,Drake played the flute but epicly failed.
Also just to clarify this belongs in the Pokemon Trivia section I think.

 

[Izanagi]

Drowzee got high off some dope pot, so he walked into Viridian City, where he was busted on the spot

 

[Logiedan]

Drowzee got high off some dope pot, so he walked into Viridian City, where he was busted on the spot

Your post has nothing to do with the previous post,it should be continueing or relating with some point with the story/regular post.

 

[Pokeyomom]

Haha okay we'll let it slip this time.

Drowzee was sentenced to 10 years in the poke prison (who's location I can't ascertain at this moment:p). Luckily team rocket busted him out and Giovanni personally trained him until he was an uber powerful Hypno.

Then Hypno began to control Giovanni's mind, and made him believe he was a 10 year old school girl.

(Edit: Could I get this moved to Trivia?, I honestly spaced:p. Thanks!)

 

[Pokeyomom]

Omg this thread has already been thought of haha. Arrrggghhh! :).

 

[rockman0]

So Giovanni, thinking he was a little girl, began to hang out with Dawn, who was freaked out because Giovanni was an old man. So she called Officer Jenny, who had Giovanni arrested.

 

[Latiace]

CAUTION: This post contains lethal amounts of randomness!



And then Drake visits Mightyena in the Sinnoh League and throws a Groudon at him.

Afterwards, Drake finds out that Mightyena is Lucian in Pokemon form and he flys away on a giant Magikarp right before Lucian got to pwn him.

Now, CONTINUE! XD (Yes humans do have Pokemon forms. AAAH A CHIKORITA! Wait a minute..... Aaron! Come back here!)

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Drake ends up landing in Vermilion where he seeks out Lt. Surge for advice.

Approaching the Gym, a random Nidoking appears and stares Drake down.

 

[Scarlet the plusle]

so Drake takes out his boom box and they have an awsome dance off and the winner was...

 

[Latiace]

Nidoking which was actually a Bidoof in disguise! Drake starts eating all the pie he can until he...

 

[Demigod]

Get scared by a scary trainer who is throwing Pokeball's at him, however..

 

[Latiace]

Nidoking eats the trainer and puts Drake inside of a pokeball causing Drake to...

 

[Scarlet the plusle]

eat out his depression till he's so fat that the pokeball explodes so...

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Now he becomes Snorlax himself and promptly goes to sleep in town. The only person with the Poke Flute is Elite Four member...

 

[Demigod]

Lance, who doesn't even know about him.

 

[Curt_09]

But luckily Barry comes along blaring Backstreet Boys, and Drake wakes up to silence that godawful racket. Unfortunately, all the racket has attracted Ash's favorite flock of Spearows...