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The insanely random Pokemon story....

With her pet the 1 eyed 6 toed one arm alakazam with an attitude problem cause the old lady eats its friends
 
then the overated lizard gets beat by judgment and acrus dies in the blast killing almost all legendary pokemon leaving only the dogs ho oh lugia and the birds
 
And then the Alakazam ate the old lady.
Meanwhile:Rayquaza is beating up Arceus at the Hall of Origin.

^Lol. ^_^

Which causes a bunny rabbit in disguise of a trainer to catch the legendary birds and becomes the champion of THE CAPS LOCK LEAGUE!

Meanwhile:A Gallade named Ryou wakes up to find himself inside of Team Rocket HQ. He fires his lazor at James and runs away. Ryou runs into a forest filled with demon Rayquazas and pwns them until a shadow Groudon...

XD
 
Then while traveling to the pokemon league, ash and his gang arrive at the scene while commenting "Damn it not again. Why am I always the one involved with the damn legendaries. I mean I never end up catching them in the end. I always set them free.... damn it this is a waste of my time, but Ill save the day nonetheless"...
 
Brock (bidoof) hyper fang there head off and evolves in to bibarael only to find a genie who wishes that everything was back to normal but he still has two other wishes
 
make it all the way to the last legendary and lose to heatran only to have barry come and calm it down by doing the Barry dance lol and he takes them away to his cabin for tea and cookies
 
make it all the way to the last legendary and lose to heatran only to have barry come and calm it down by doing the Barry dance lol and he takes them away to his cabin for tea and cookies

Where Heatran then loses his cool after hearing a rhyming variation of "tea for two" (tea for three), but luckily the mad hatter seals him away in the teapot...
 
Only to have the march hare open it and get burnt to smithereens and then the mad hatter suicides over his loss
 
Then the ultimate legendary comes and destroys the intire cinnibar island along with its native Missingno.s
 
The caterie gets killed by the ultimate legendary (I will not let my legendary go ignored!)
 
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