Dude...that is such jacked up internet/computer...
Anyway, joke from page ago, still need something on that, it's a thing were people ignore them, I always like reactions now I'm just rambling.
Okay, yet another weird joke I made this morning. It's a gift of random thoughts.
Yuko;"That was weird yesterday."
Watanuki:"Yeah...."
Yuko:"Hmm?...I see someone..."
Watanuki:"Fai?"
Yuko:"Oh yeah."
Fai:"I-"
Yuko:"If it's about any mechanical or electic device, leave.
Fai:"......Bye."
Yuko:"Yeah...he scares me."
Watanuki:"The sky scares me."
Yuko:"Hmm?"
Watanuki:"Look..."
Yuko:"I have an idea."
Watanuki:"Wha-"
*Yuko pushes Watanuki off porch and he gets hit by lightning*
Yuko:"Nice."
Syaoran:"hey Yu-"
Yuko:"If Fai sent you here, I hae n idea."
Syaoran:"Yeah and-"
*Yuko pushes Syaoran off porch and he gets hit by lightning*
*Fssshhhooo*
Watanuki:"Ah, back after death...WAIT, I GOT KILLED?!"
Yuko:"Yeah."
Watanuki:"The gods let me be reincarnated..."
Yuko:"They do that for FREE?!"
Watanuki:"Yeah, but thet took the soul of my cat that died when I was 30 seconds old."
Yuko:"Weird."
Watanuki:"Yeah."
Yuko:"Watanuki, can you do me a favor?"
Watanuki:"Yeah."
Yuko:"Can you go to heaven and see if Syaoran is there?"
Watanuki:"Wha-"
*Yuko pushes Watanuki off porch and he gets hit by lightning*
*Fhhhssoo*
Syaoran:"That was weird."
Yuko:"Oh great, I just killed Watanuki for this."
Syaoran:"YOU'RE A MURDERER?!"
Yuko:'Look that way."
Syaoran:"Huh-?"
*Yuko pushes Syaoran off porch and he gets hit by lightning*
*Fsshhhoo*
Watanuki:"I didn't see him there."
Yuko:"He just came back and I just killed him again."
Watanuki:"YOU'RE A MURDERER?!"
Yuko:"Dude."
Watanuki:"Oh yeah."
Yuko:"I'll be back."
Watanuki:"Where to?"
*Yuko walks off porch and gets hit by lightning*
Watanuki:"WTF?"
........................
*Fsshhhooo*
Watanuki:"What'd you do?"
Yuko:"Saw Heaven."
Watanuki:"And?"
Yuko:"I shot the gods through the head."
"I hope Fai was already dead."
There was more lines and probably more humor in the one this morning. Ah, it's always the morning that brings ideas.