the thread that makes France look good

[Aurafire]

MY EYES! MY EEEIIIIYYYYEEEEEZ!

*Booooo! Put your shirt back on!*

It is natural for you to be blinded by my beauty.

 

[sims796]

Look, lemme tell you something. Smexyness is attributed to the amount of wealth one can accumulate. Because I am a bajillion times richer than you, my smexyness far outranks yours.

 

[Aurafire]

Please, I gots da bling-bling and cash moneyz when I be all up in the club and the honeys be like "dayuuuuum he so smexy!" That's just how smexy I am.

 

[sims796]

The fact that you think your smexyness would even compare to mine is laughable. My smexyness brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, wanna play hard, I'm like, I wanna play hard I can beat it, got a Master Card.

 

[Aurafire]

Your smexyness only brings large and annoying girls to your yard, much like weightlift-chick ^___^

 

[Anti]

Your smexyness only brings large and annoying girls to your yard, much like weightlift-chick ^___^

dont forget her incredible culinary skills

 

[sims796]

My smexyness is such that it's often called the 10th wonder of the world. Amazing. I'm so smexy, I skip the other 3.

Anti? Who the hell do you think you are? You think YOU, with your incredibly unsmexyness, can come up in MY thread, talkin' that hot [EFF] about meh?

Go home before my smexyness utterly destroys your pokemon collection.

 

[Aurafire]

Even Vileplume is more smexy than you, and she isn't smexy AT ALL.

Yeah, I went there. Do something about it.

 

[sims796]

I don't know why I'm getting so much flak, simply for stating the truth. Why you cannot accept the fact that I am clearly more smexy then all of you put together is beyond me. My theory is because your vast amounts of un-smexyness is just pitable, and that clouds your judgment.

I feel sorry for the world, who must always stay in jealousy of my smexiness.

 

[Aurafire]

Stop living in your fantasy world you silly little man. You're just trying to compensate for your ugliness.

 

[sims796]

Actually, I am the epitome of smexyness. You however, don't even get to be smugly. Nope. You get FUGLY. Pur-Fuggin-Ugly.

Send me another response so my Vileplume can destroy it.

 

[Salvation]

What makes you think you're the epitome of smexyness ?

Im clearly the smexiest of them all ~

 

[sims796]

This is a pathetic thread. Everyone just comes up in here, thinking they are the most smexyest of them all. Do you understand what it takes to become smexy? It takes a superior mind, a superior body, and vast wealth, to become even remotley as smexy as my left pinky-toe, which is so smexy, I make blind dead puppies regain their sight, then come rushing through puppy heaven just to get a glimpse.

 

[Anti]

I really don't even know what to say lol.

 

[sims796]

It's ok, you're blinded by my smexyness.

PS, you MUST spell it SMEXYNESS. ALWAYS add the Y. Only unsmexy people (kinda like everyone on this thread cept me) forgets the Y.

 

[Aurafire]

I really don't even know what to say lol.

There's nothing you can say. Sims is stuck in this crazy delusion that he is smexy. Poor guy ;__;

 

[Malicious Metang]

ATT: The Strategies and Movesets Daily Chit Chat

shut up

 

[Anti]

ATT: The Strategies and Movesets Daily Chit Chat

shut up

Be nice to user sims for he is trying his best to realize that offensively Grass is a bad type and Defensive Grass is a bad type but at least Grass-types have a Leech Seed immunity?

 

[Aurafire]

Does Leech Seed immunity not count for anything anymore? =(

 

[sims796]

Be nice to user sims for he is trying his best to realize that offensively Grass is a bad type and Defensive Grass is a bad type but at least Grass-types have a Leech Seed immunity?

I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your arse you'll be [EFF!]ing out smexy.