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the thread that makes France look good

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.Aero

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    Dark Azelf said:
    the thread that makes France look good



    I TOLD YOU ID TROLL YOU WITH KANYE WEST.


    Can i just lol at how bad Rapid Spin Donphan is, even though its not meant to suck like special azumarril etc ? XD

    Back on topic, remember those stupid nasty plot weaviles lol :/
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    Possibly the best Kanye joke I've heard since that fateful night. xD Wow...I seriously can't even stop laughing.
     
    Anti

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    I'm just going to proceed to bookmark this thread and make a shrine celebrating D_A's glory every September 20th. That is all.
     

    luke

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    omg omg omg I was just laddering and I was met by the infamous...

    deadly...

    astounding...

    magnificent

    Spoiler:


    I was so happy and so scared at the same time. I was kind of like this:

     
    wolf

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    OHKOs Tyranitar with Focus Punch, mon.

    195 Atk vs 256 Def & 341 HP (150 Base Power): 328 - 388 (96.19% - 113.78%)

    Smacks the T-Rex around. ;o
     
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    OHKO with SR :O

    "Sweet I'm totally gonna predict a weak Ice Beam of Flamethrower! I'll just switch in now and....oh...damn."
     

    sims796

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    My Hippowdown was once taken out by a T-Tar. No big deal, cept my T-tar, with max Def & HP (for some reason) was taken out because I tried to swap out...and it used Pursuit.

    But still, that doesn't change the fact that I once swept an entire team with my PARALYZED SD LUKE. Yes, now is the time of stories...

    Once, there was a young trainer...let's call him Mr. S. He got into a fight with a terrible, cheating, h4x0rz mod named Dark...Uxie. Yes, Mr. S & Dark Uxie had a battle to meet all battalez.

    But Dark Uxie was a cheeter. He parahaxed Mr. S poor Lucario, and cheeted in order to make that his remainding pogeymanz. It seemed that all hope was lost. So, Mr. S gave one last SD on Luke. It wouldn't do him any good, as Uxie had a Weezing at full health. Still, Mr. S had Luke use XSpeed. And whadaya know, he got a critical! Uxie's FULL HEALTH WEEZING, losing in one hit to an XSpeed. Embarassing. Luke proceeded to XSpeed his ENTIRE TEAM, winning the match.

    The End. Wans't that a wonderful story?
     

    luke

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    sims796 said:
    My Hippowdown was once taken out by a T-Tar. No big deal, cept my T-tar, with max Def & HP (for some reason) was taken out because I tried to swap out...and it used Pursuit.

    But still, that doesn't change the fact that I once swept an entire team with my PARALYZED SD LUKE. Yes, now is the time of stories...

    Once, there was a young trainer...let's call him Mr. S. He got into a fight with a terrible, cheating, h4x0rz mod named Dark...Uxie. Yes, Mr. S & Dark Uxie had a battle to meet all battalez.

    But Dark Uxie was a cheeter. He parahaxed Mr. S poor Lucario, and cheeted in order to make that his remainding pogeymanz. It seemed that all hope was lost. So, Mr. S gave one last SD on Luke. It wouldn't do him any good, as Uxie had a Weezing at full health. Still, Mr. S had Luke use XSpeed. And whadaya know, he got a critical! Uxie's FULL HEALTH WEEZING, losing in one hit to an XSpeed. Embarassing. Luke proceeded to XSpeed his ENTIRE TEAM, winning the match.

    The End. Wans't that a wonderful story?
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    No it wasn't. Back to the kitchen with you! >:o *slaps*
     

    Aurafire

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    I bet Dark Uxie wasn't too happy about that, probably resulting in Mr. S getting kicked multiple times from the Shoddy server :D
     
    Dark Azelf

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    sims796 said:
    My Hippowdown was once taken out by a T-Tar. No big deal, cept my T-tar, with max Def & HP (for some reason) was taken out because I tried to swap out...and it used Pursuit.

    But still, that doesn't change the fact that I once swept an entire team with my PARALYZED SD LUKE. Yes, now is the time of stories...

    Once, there was a young trainer...let's call him Mr. S. He got into a fight with a terrible, cheating, h4x0rz mod named Dark...Uxie. Yes, Mr. S & Dark Uxie had a battle to meet all battalez.

    But Dark Uxie was a cheeter. He parahaxed Mr. S poor Lucario, and cheeted in order to make that his remainding pogeymanz. It seemed that all hope was lost. So, Mr. S gave one last SD on Luke. It wouldn't do him any good, as Uxie had a Weezing at full health. Still, Mr. S had Luke use XSpeed. And whadaya know, he got a critical! Uxie's FULL HEALTH WEEZING, losing in one hit to an XSpeed. Embarassing. Luke proceeded to XSpeed his ENTIRE TEAM, winning the match.

    The End. Wans't that a wonderful story?
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    I have a better warstory.

    Once upon a time when a cute lovely (attractive) non ginger (Anti tainted my brown locks =[) trainer called Cute_Azelf had to face the awful spamming troll in weekly battles, who surpass that of even mobile tsk, sims. Sims wanted to destroy the kingdom of s+m and only Cute_Azelf stood in his way. Cute_Azelf being naive fell into the trap of battling the evil sims. Sims with his patented Sucktowl and Vilesuck, 2 new pokemon species, stared the cute trainer down. Cute_Azelf in his younger days often liked to use a combo of the ones they call the "BlissSkarm", sims dreaded Suckplume and Sucktowl stood no chance, the "BlissSkarm" schooled him from there on after, Spikes + Stealth Rock were deployed, it was carnage. "Cute_Azelf wins" are the words sims often saw on his screen every week. Cute_Azelf had overthrown the evil sims and all of s+m was safe from his onslaught for all time.

    The End.

    This story was brought to you by Dark_Azelf

    ©2007-2009 Elf.Inc
     
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    sims796

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    Dark Azelf said:
    I have a better warstory.

    Once upon a time when a cute lovely (attractive) non ginger (Anti tainted my brown locks =[) trainer called Cute_Azelf had to face the awful spamming troll in weekly battles, who surpass that of even mobile tsk, sims. Sims wanted to destroy the kingdom of s+m and only Cute_Azelf stood in his way. Cute_Azelf being naive fell into the trap of battling the evil sims. Sims with his patented Sucktowl and Vilesuck, 2 new pokemon species, stared the cute trainer down. Cute_Azelf in his younger days often liked to use a combo of the ones they call the "BlissSkarm", sims dreaded Suckplume and Sucktowl stood no chance, the "BlissSkarm" schooled him from there on after, Spikes + Stealth Rock were deployed, it was carnage. "Cute_Azelf wins" are the words sims often saw on his screen every week. Cute_Azelf had overthrown the evil sims and all of s+m was safe from his onslaught for all time.

    The End.

    This story was brought to you by Dark_Azelf

    ©2007-2009 Elf.Inc
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    ...

    This is not how I remember this story at all.
     

    .Aero

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    You two should write a little collab story on your amazing battles.

    sims with his awesome grammar and DA with his amazing ability to make him look like the good guy at all times. :D It'd be epic. And then Anti could throw a little sum'n sum'n in there too.
     
    Anti

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    CB Blissey was never really funny though lol

    And poor sims haha, he stands no chance especially when I use a stall team and proceed to crush him with Spiritomb minus recovery move
     
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