"Clean your room!"
Literally I hear this so much. Mom, I know you want my room clean, but I don't care if it's dirty. If no one's coming over, there's no need to clean it.
"Oh yeah, that happened to me too when I was younger!"
No. No it did not. You're just an attention-seeking *****face that wants to redirect every conversation back to yourself. Shut the hell up and let someone else have the spotlight for once.
"I know you have a crush on someone. Tell me who!"
No. I will not tell you who, because it's none of your business. Even if you're my best friend, my crushes are secrets because I don't want someone blurting the secret over the intercom at school for everyone in the whole wide world to know. I don't pester you, so don't pester me.
"For sweetest day, he..." "On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend/girlfriend got me..." "I just love him/her so much!"
JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE HELL UP I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAMN RELATIONSHIP NO ONE CARES YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP IN A MONTH ANYWAY AND THEN GET BACK TOGETHER FOR NO REASON AND REPEAT IT FOR FIVE MORE MONTHS UNTIL THE RELATIONSHIP IS FINALLY OVER LOVE SUCKS JUST BE QUIET AND LET ME WALLOW IN MY SINGLE PITY
... Among others, those are the worst. I can't tell you how many times I hear stuff like this in one day and promptly go insane. I also hate people who overuse the word "like" when describing something. Look in a damn dictionary for once in your life.