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1. Pokemon is for kids.
Seriously?! Did you read like, one Pokedex entry for just about ANY Pokemon?! I'll give you a few. Chandelure-Not sure the exact words but basically says this dude burns your SOUL and proceeds to leave the DEAD CARCASS LYING THERE TO ROT WITHOUT ITS SOUL! God... Phantump-The Pokemon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died in the forest. WHAT?! Oh yeah it's evolution, Trevenant, says this-Using its roots as nerves, it can control the entire forest through its roots. It is very kind to Pokemon that reside in its body. Okay, kind, mobile-home Pokemon, oh wait, forgot about CONTROLLING THE FOREST THROUGH YOUR ROOTS, HAVING THE ABILITY TO TRAP CHILDREN SO THEY DIE, THUS CREATING A LARGE PHANTUMP ARMY?! ONLY FOR THE PHANTUMPS TO EVOLVE INTO TREVENANT, MAKING AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF MURDERED CHILDREN?! Oh, and I haven't even touched Lavender Town, Strange House, Old Chateau, etikuh. Also, keep in mind Cyrus wanted to DESTROY THE UNIVERSE, and recreate it in his image. And Lysandre wanted to revive a 3000 year-old ultimate weapon, and KILL EVERYBODY NOT PART OF HIS SYNDICATE, INCLUDING POKEMON, IN MASS GENOCIDE.
2. It's a really simple game.
Okay, it can be. But the beauty of it is that it's simple enough for casual players to enjoy, and complex enough for hardcore gamers. I'm no video game developer, but I think creating a game like that is hard to do. The game can range from picking an attack and sending out type advantages, while catching every Pokemon you see, to endlessly breeding new Pokemon for good IVs, egg moves, and then EV training them in the easiest way possible for your competitive team.
I can only really think of 2 misconceptions, so post on here anything else society thinks about Pokemon that isn't true.
So yeah,
TheEmpoleonMaster
Seriously?! Did you read like, one Pokedex entry for just about ANY Pokemon?! I'll give you a few. Chandelure-Not sure the exact words but basically says this dude burns your SOUL and proceeds to leave the DEAD CARCASS LYING THERE TO ROT WITHOUT ITS SOUL! God... Phantump-The Pokemon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died in the forest. WHAT?! Oh yeah it's evolution, Trevenant, says this-Using its roots as nerves, it can control the entire forest through its roots. It is very kind to Pokemon that reside in its body. Okay, kind, mobile-home Pokemon, oh wait, forgot about CONTROLLING THE FOREST THROUGH YOUR ROOTS, HAVING THE ABILITY TO TRAP CHILDREN SO THEY DIE, THUS CREATING A LARGE PHANTUMP ARMY?! ONLY FOR THE PHANTUMPS TO EVOLVE INTO TREVENANT, MAKING AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF MURDERED CHILDREN?! Oh, and I haven't even touched Lavender Town, Strange House, Old Chateau, etikuh. Also, keep in mind Cyrus wanted to DESTROY THE UNIVERSE, and recreate it in his image. And Lysandre wanted to revive a 3000 year-old ultimate weapon, and KILL EVERYBODY NOT PART OF HIS SYNDICATE, INCLUDING POKEMON, IN MASS GENOCIDE.
2. It's a really simple game.
Okay, it can be. But the beauty of it is that it's simple enough for casual players to enjoy, and complex enough for hardcore gamers. I'm no video game developer, but I think creating a game like that is hard to do. The game can range from picking an attack and sending out type advantages, while catching every Pokemon you see, to endlessly breeding new Pokemon for good IVs, egg moves, and then EV training them in the easiest way possible for your competitive team.
I can only really think of 2 misconceptions, so post on here anything else society thinks about Pokemon that isn't true.
So yeah,
TheEmpoleonMaster