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Things You'll Never Hear

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KARR

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    • ReploidZero798: I have an identity crisis. I think I'm a knife... or was it a cow? Whatever. Polly want cracker!
    Everyone: Look! It's the overflowing toilet. It smells like great great grandpa when I dug him up.

    I think it would be good to take the above poster.
     
    Kylie-chan

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    • Espeon and Umbreon: I ****** HATE MANGA! KILL IT! KILL IT! CLEANSE MY SIG FROM ITS CONTAMINATION BY ******* MANGA!
    Smithy.boy: This thread is so normal.
     

    KARR

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    • Dark Pikachu: Ninetales_001? Who's that? Ah, well, no, I won't pair with that thing.
    Everyone: Pigface! I'm a pigface!
     
    Kylie-chan

    Kylie-chan

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    • KARR: Ahhhh.. who's Karr? And what's Team Rocket? And what am I doing in this high-tech plane?
    Myself: I hate everyone who's in my friend list, I'd like to change it to enemies:

    (only joking)
    Myself: All my friends suck
    Everyone: I'm an immature brat and I want someone to feed me lotsa rat poison and snail shells in a smoothie.
     

    KARR

    Master Nerd
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    • Espeon and umbreon: Marmalade Boy? Has that got something to do with the blue jam I found inside the packet of toilet paper?
    Everyone: Pass me some used toilet paper, please. I love licking it. It tastes so good... like the lice I ate.
     

    KARR

    Master Nerd
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    • Espeon and umbreon: KARR is the worst person in the universe. He is horribly ugly and he wears glow-in-the-dark boxers.
    Everyone: Gleepglorpfeeblefeblegemhemjem!
     

    KARR

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    • 1313666: I am handsome, smart, intelligent and non-alcoholic.
    Espeon and umbreon: Howdeedoo! Letseatpoo!
    Everyone: Howareyee? Aildrinkpee!
    1313666: Howareyou, mymia? Aryuapileofdiarrohoea?
    Espeon and umbreon: YourenotLuckyLuke! Imighthavetopuke!
    :p :P
     

    KARR

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    • 00 00;;
    00__00;;

    Good one there.

    Espeon and umbreon: Dark Gligar? Wait... that has something to do with a glitch doesn't it?
    Everyone: Aimaratandwillspityouflat. Peepooandvomitscaremenot, Ipukealot.
     

    Sunflorazumarill

    Look, it's Sunflorazumarill!
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    • Seen Dec 23, 2012
    Here's some! :D :D

    Eric Cartman: I really like Kyle and respect him a lot.
    DarkgamerGS: I love Cissy! I love her way more than Flannery!
    Sonic: I am so slow. I'm the slowest thing there is.
    Darlene McBride (watch MADTV): I respect people of all races and religions.
    Jay (as in Jay and Silent Bob): What in the world is going on over there? (You'll understand what I mean when you take that phrase and put it into his words.)

    In other words, Jay would really say "What the f*** is that s***?!"
     
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