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Things You'll Never Hear

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GOD.

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    Okay, who's the lame brain who gave me bad rep saying " You suck, and you're wrong as well!" For this topic?! Can't a guy express his opinion with out hecklers being stupid?!
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    me: i said that and i hate you

    (remember this is things that you will never say, and i didn't give you that rep)
     
    Kylie-chan

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    • darkgamerGS said:
    Well, kinda similar to a scene in the Fairly Oddparents movie but... oh well.
    Jorgen von Strangle: *Scrambles the bridge and destroys the fairies*
    Fairy: You know, you didn't have to scramble the bridge, it's not really delicious.
    Jorgen: I LIKE TO SCRAMBLE THE BRIDGE!
    Fairy: And you know, you didn't have to destroy the fairies, we usually destroy ourselves.
    Jorgen: I LIKE TO DESTROY THE FAIRIES!
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    uh, Jorgen likes destroying fairies. So that's kinda... yeah.

    A Series of Unfortunate Events ones:

    Klaus (Violet's little brother in A Series of Unfortunate Events): Let's all play with fire and burn all the books in every single library.
    Sunny (Klaus and Violet's little baby sister) (in baby talk): Pull my teeth out so I can't bite anything.
    Violet: Sir Isaac Newton was some old codger with no brain in his head.
    Count Olaf: You know, I don't care about the Quagmire or the Baudelaire fortunes anymore. Let's go home and go stony broke.
    Esme Squalor: Count Olaf is so stupid; I really don't want to be his girlfriend anymore.
    Madame Lulu: I like Esme Squalor a lot, Olaf. So wonderful to see you to in love.
    Madame Lulu: Never give people what they want, ever.
    Esme: Lulu is so in!
    Esme: In is now out! Die, fashion, die!
    Esme: Fire is so stupid. I'm not into pyromania anymore.
     

    ryan

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    aaryn+the rest of the shiny hunters club "shinies aren't really that big of a deal, they're just kinda nice to have and sorta pretty, i wouldn't use one on my team just because it's shiny"
     

    espeon and umbreon

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    • Dark Pikachu I never knew that you know series of unfortunate events!

    Unfortunate event characters:

    Fiona from book 11th: Mushroom! aggh I hate it!
    Hook handed man ( also known as Fernald or Fiona's brother) I don't remember getting hooks...
    Carmelita: I think my songs are terrible and everyone's better than me.
    Sunny: I don't know what cooking means and what is wasabi?
    Kit Snicket: Lewis Carrol? I never heard of his poem!
    Klaus: I like watching TV!
    Monty: Eeeeek snakes!
    Josephine: I'm going to cook you a hot soup! ( she's afraid of cooking because she thinks oven or whatever is going to explode)
     

    Sunflorazumarill

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    Michael Jaskson: I hate kids! I say you should share you bed... with other adults!
    Kelso: Let's all get drunk and jump off Point Place Cliff! (Not even Kelso is that dumb.)
    Stifler (from American Pie): I have decided to be nice from now on and never, ever say even one swear word at all.
    Clark Kent (from Smallville): Mom, Dad? I'm going to tell everyone about my powers! I don't care who knows!
    Sheriff (see a "Dolemite" sketch on MAD TV): Hey Dolemite! We don't want the pimp cane anymore! You can keep it!
     

    Kimi-Kaizer

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    • I hate Simple Plan
    Simple Plan Sucks
    Simple Plan sings bad


    I know i will never say those things ever! XD
     

    Sunflorazumarill

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    DarkgamerGS: I LOATHE Flannery! I want her head on a STICK!!
    Megaman: (Shoots Dr. Light in the face with his plasma cannon.)
    Trina (watch MAD TV): I can become pregnant! I'm going to have a baby!
    Tyrone Biggums (Chapelle's Show): I hate crack! I think it's bad and a drug! No more crack, ever!
     
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