Throw random things at random people! (revived)

[Gymnotide]

Ouch, hit by my vending machine clone again :/
*glues self to clone while naked and throws double naked Gymnotide*

 

[Cobalt36]

Hmm, two for the price of one. Wait, what am i saying?! Yuck!

Throws double gymnotide, but keeps the glue...

 

[Gymnotide]

*gets tangled up in my clone's arms*
*throws tangled double naked Gymnotide at NP*

 

[Cobalt36]

Forget it!

Eats double tangled Gymnotide. Hey, since when to clones taste like fag?!

Throws a box of burning rusty nails at next poster.

 

[Gymnotide]

lol, since I was born that way.

I'm... Inside you. That means you just either threw them through your body or down your throat. Well, there's 3 options, but I'm not discussing the 3rd.

*escapes from body*
*covers self with glue so < sticks to NP*
*throws naked self at NP*

 

[Cobalt36]

Good god, he's back! Ducks this time. Oh, you rolled down a hill? And hit a barge full of noxious and deadly chemicals? So Sad...

Chucks self at next poster, with nails protruding from stomach...

 

[Gymnotide]

*catches ^ with <'s naked body*
Now we are nailed together.

*covers both of us in glue*

And now we shall be one.
*throws me + ^ at NP*

 

[Cobalt36]

How the hell did i catch us?! Ah, my brain is so fried right now.

Throws somehow my fired brain at NP.

 

[Gymnotide]

*catches and puts it back*
You're not fun when you're brain-dead.

*throws us both at NP*

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Sorry but I am not in the mood for a threesome.
•Runs, while throwing the murderous monkey at np•

 

[Cobalt36]

Yay, i got my "locked" murderous monkey back! Hey, who gave it a machete? AHHHH!!!

Tosses on my monkey, finally.

 

[Dogboy2709]

I catch the monkey, train it to use words and not to kill people

then i threw the monkey to the next poster.

 

[Gymnotide]

*is demoralized and hurt by the monkey's words*
*throws now tamed monkey*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

*monkey lands on my shoulder* Awww, how cute~ *gives banana*

*throws a pencil at np*

 

[Raichu Master]

*gets poked in the eye* Be careful where you're throwing that thing!

*throws eyeball at np*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

*catches* Now I just need your other eye... wait, you have Sharingan, don't you? o.o
XD

*throws Sasuke at np*

 

[Raichu Master]

*tries to catch but Sasuke knocks him down and he falls on the pencil* Garr! My other eye!

*throws the other eye at np*

 

[Cobalt36]

Sweet! Now both of my eyes have Sharingan! Wait, is it bad to have sharingan from two different people O.o?

Throws a switchblade, with a pink handle that reads "Property of Hannah Montana," at next poster!

 

[Akarei Yorume]

*runz* *hit* Ow! *pulls blade out and watches, fascinated, as the blood drips onto the ground*

*throws chinese noodles at np*

 

[Raichu Master]

*eats* Noodles are good!

*throws thai noodle at np*