Throw random things at random people! (revived)

[Akarei Yorume]

*catches in a bowl* O_o

*throws a boiling hot bowl of ramen at np*

 

[Dogboy2709]

*it lands on my head*
OW! OW! OW! *jumps in a pool*

*Throws Dog Poop at the NP*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

*burns* o.o

*throws alleged "hollaback girl" at np*

 

[Raichu Master]

*dodges and gets hit by a boomerang* where did this come from!!!!!!

*throws boomerang at np*

 

[Dogboy2709]

*Cathes it*

*Sets it on fire*

*Throws the now on Fire Boomerang to the NP*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

*catches* Impressive, most impressive, but you aren't a real ninja yet... (cookie to who can find out what I was reffering to)

*throws bagel at np*

 

[Raichu Master]

*gets hit on the head* You already took both of my eyes out! Now you're trying to take my head off!?

*throws tire at np*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Owww! Happy now? ><

*throws lightbulb at np*

 

[Raichu Master]

*catches* Hmm... *gets struck by lightning* ...this is a conspiracy against me i swear...

*throws spork at np*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

*hits arm* *pulls out and watches the blood flow*

...*throws a dictionary at np* Whoever said "sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me" was wrong. ^^

 

[Raichu Master]

*dodges by the power of that very saying* You were saying! HAH! You thought you could out smart a cliche saying!

*throws apple at np*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

*apple gets stuck in my mouth* Mmmph mph! Mwwmph fmph! (You'll pay for this!)

*throws an old man's fake dentures at np*

 

[Raichu Master]

*dentures cling to arm* Oh boy... *le sigh* ...how will i get these off?

*throws smoke bomb at np*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Ahahaha! *is enveloped by smoke*

*uses cover to sneak attack- summons crows- they fly toward np, and turn into kunai*

 

[Raichu Master]

*hits dentures and dentures fall off* FREEDOM!!!!!

*throws freedom at np*

 

[Sounds]

whoooooooooooohoooooo,i'm free now!!!!!!
*throws a lightsaber at the NP*

 

[Gabri]

*shoots an energy bomb at the Lightsaber, making it explode*

*throws a computer screen at next poster*

 

[Dogboy2709]

*Dodges*

Throws a Telephone cord at the next poster!

(I may not be a Real Ninja yet, but in 3 years i might be, if i can win Ninja Warrior!)

 

[Pikabloo]

-slices the cord in two using a chopstick-

Huzzah!

-throws the chopstick at the next poster-

 

[Gymnotide]

*makes a kebab*
*throws kebab*