*Near the Nugget Brigde
:"Oh shiz nooo! You, once again?"
LeRival:"Enface, face-moi tete-a-tete, Anjin!"
Anjin:"Come on I really can't french OMG!"
Beast:"Yarrr, destroy him once again!"
Saur-Rawr:"Yarrr, saurrr, liek Honnouji did raurr!"
:"Ah non! Le decapitation!"
Anjin:"What mixing English and French is kind of...****."
LeRival:"J'm moving to the next ville, filling mon pokedexe! Au revogoodbye, Anjin! *goes to the south*"
Anjin:"At last...but anyway, guys. I think we should do the same thing as this Mad Frenchman did in this battle."
Beast:"I refuse to fail such hardly in every battle."
Anjin:"No no, I mean, we need, no, I need, to catch more Pokemons in order to make our Poison Army about 66% cooler!"
Saur-Rawr:"Goo zu Pokamaket get sum pokaboolz go catch yay arrrr!"
Beast:"I see...yeah, let's go!"
*Entrance to the Cerulean, Route 4 or 5 IIRC
:"Hey, what's up?"
Atilla:"Hellou. I am Atilla, follower of Sun Tzu's and Takeda Shingen's teachings."
Beast:"But you're only 10 level snake! What?!"
Atilla:"How do you expect me to level up under these conditions?
Taisho, please accept my wish to train more here. I would like to become a valuable member of Poison Army."
Anjin:"Ermm...yeah, why not...Saur?"
Saur:"Rawwrrrr thiz guy soundz liek Shingenz for reall. Accapt arrr!"
Beast:"He might be useful, after all."
Anjin:"Okay, grinding time!"
*Seriously, it took lot of time. But after all...
:"I cannot express my gratitude for you and your retainers,
Taisho. I would be overjoyed if you'd allow me to join your conquest of Kanto region."
Beast:"Erm, he still sounds a little bit too official..."
Saur:"Butt still hiz kickin' azz yarrr!! Hiz killah! Ima has acceptin thiz!"
Anjin:"I'm impressed, after all. We might need a field tactician too. Yeah, Atilla, wherever you get that name, join us in our goal of anihilation Kanto and collect money for SW3!"
Atilla:"You mean Samurai Warriors 3? I would really like to see how Takeda Shingen is designed in this version."
Anjin:"Okay team, let's get destroy this...Nugget Bridge?!"
*Nugget Brigde, quite easy. Fighting Rocket Guy
:"Join Team Rocket, please! Giovanni will fire me if I won't convince anyone to join ;_;"
Atilla:"My Lord would never join such unhonourable group. You have been unconditionally defeated, so you shall retreat now..."
Rocket:"Hey, please, don't do it to me! I cannot return to Giovanni without..."
Atilla:"GET YA ASS OUTTA HERE LIKE SERIOUSLY I'M GETTING PISSED OFF AAARGGGHHH!!! ALL UNITS PURSUE!!!"
Saur:"AAAAA DELICIOZZZ ZUBATTZZZ AYWANA ITT!"
Beast:"Chaarrrgeeeeee!!!!"
Anjin:"Hmm...brilliant commander...I have a feeling I'm not really needed here."
*Saur and Beast are chasing after Rocket all over Nugget Bridge.
Atilla:"Hey, Taisho."
Anjin:"Yeah, what's going on?"
Atilla:"If I can suggest anything, I guess we could extend your army here, near this bridge."
Anjin:"Heem, good brief."
Atilla:"Another grass-poison Pokemon would give us total advantage against ground, rock and mostly, water Pokemons. I would like you to catch Oddish and let us train him to our army standards."
Anjin:"Hey, don't need to be so official...good idea though. We shall do so, when these two will be back...good leadership, anyway."
Atilla:"Thanks."
*Catching, training, stuffs
:"Thanks guys, I've been quite on a roll lately. What we're up to now, anyway?"
Atilla:"In this level, she will be able to claim victory in Cerulean, water-typed Gym. We can attack even now, as Hanahime would crush enemy in current state."
Anjin:"Okay, guys. What do you reckon btw?"
Saur:"Too new friendzzz, arrr!! Quite-a-good day, arr!! Atakk!!"
Beast:"Yeah, time to do some badge-obtaining!"
*Cerulean Gym
:"Enemy units have been destroyed. We are now up to attack Gym's Commander, Misty."
Swimmer:"I don't care, I only want to stare at Misty anyway."
Jr.Trainer:"Oh nooooooo ;_; Swimmer would never look at me after such defeat, nooooo :("
Atilla:"The time is now. Hanahime, advance!"
Misty:"You shall go no farther!"
:"
Starmie is almost finished...what to do, what to do?"
Anjin:"Enemy is at the loss now! All units, oblierate enemy main camp! Crush it!"
Atilla:"Hanahime, strike from the frontline. Saur, Beast, cover western and eastern gate! Finish them!"
*Hanahime used Absorb. Enemy Starmie fainted!
Atilla:"Yahh!"
Anjin:"That was, good!"
Misty:"I have to admit my defeat. Damn, :|"
*Pokemon Center, resting after battle
Anjin:"So far no one can stop us. Now we only have to defeat those trainers in the north and meet this guy, Bill."
Hanahime:"Yeah, I really like this salad!"
Beast:"Hey, isn't is a kind of...cannibalism?"
Saur:"Dunno...gud zalad wanamore arrrr!"
Atilla:"That was fun...;)"
