What if they were real? rated 16+ (just in case any adult themes come up)

[Nideous]

Aquanis shifted gracefully and dodged the atack. This guy didn't know it, but Aquanis was one fast little bugger. He did a backflip and came in front of Dusknoir. John scowled, but said nothing. Aquanis was grinning fiercely. He knew how important this was. John smiled. Israel's rain not only made Thunder an Auto hit move, but it powered up Aquanis's Water Type moves. That meant good things for the two of them and bad things for Malackai. Something Israel had surely planned for.

"Aquanis, Hydro Pump!" John said calmly. Aquanis was hit to the ground by another Thunder Punch, and was back on his feet in no time. He bounded backwards and opened his mouth. He sprayed an impressively powerful Hydro Pump right at Dusknoir. This was getting ridiculus how easy it was.

 

[aspie3000]

"Dusknoir use Destiny Bond on the Dewott!!!" said Malackai. Dusknoir bonded it's destiny to Aquanises destiny and then fainted. Titan on the other hand was met with a Shadow Ball but powered through it KOing the Umbreon.

"Alright ZZ Top, why don't you give up already, this is embarrassing!!!" said Israel laughing at this guy's efforts. Seriously, Israel had faced MiB, Mordecai, and the Gentleman! What was this guy compared to them? He was nothing but a hobo looking cultist.

Malackai started to cackle insanely. "What are you getting your rocks off to your beating?" asked Israel knowing by now that something bad was coming.

"You poor clueless (expletive), I've been planning this the whole time! I want to introduce you to a wonder of science! Go Wondertomb!!!" said Malackai sending out what looked like a normal Spiritomb.

"Wondertomb use Dark Pulse," said Malackai. Titan had been Paralyzed by it's own Thunder from earlier and couldn't avoid the attack. Titan fainted.

Israel returned it and sent out Mamoswine, "big deal, so it's a Spiritomb, Mamoswine use Ice Fang!!!" Mamoswine charged toward the Spiritomb with it's teeth glowing aqua blue.

 

[Cookie-The-Regretfull-Arcanine]

"What was that?" Came Silver's voice, not soon after he had Cubchoo out beside him. "Kitten. Can you keep a look out?" He persisted.

Kitten bit her lip as she called out Cookie, looking around as if a ghost would pop out at any given second. Cookie on the other hand started to dig wagging her tail as she threw clots of hot dirt towards the trainers and pokemon.

"Cookie.." Kitten wiped dirt off of her clothing and couldn't help but grin at the Growlithe's actions. "Try not to get us 'too' dirty will you?"

 

[Nideous]

John scowled and returned the fainted Aquanis. He sent out Tempest, who took to the sky. He scowled and thought about it. Then he froze.

"Israel... Israel this is bad. If what he says is true, that thing is no ordinary Spiritomb! It has incredibly toughened defenses. Nothing will be able to damage it very much. We'll have a tough time with this one!" John said, a note of awe in his voice. So those bastards had finally done it. He shook his head. His arm was still bleeding all over him. He was beginning to feel a little faint from blood loss, but he wasn't going to back down.

"Tempest! Use Agility!" John shouted. Tempest used her psychic energy and was soon moving much faster.

 

[aspie3000]

"Oh, Wondertomb as in Wonderguard!!!" said Israel when the ice fang did nothing. "Crap, ummm, okay John, do you have any Pokemon that can inflict status damage? Woderguard doesn't defend against that."

Israel decided that the best way to fight this was to go on the defensive, "Mamoswine, any time the Wondertomb attacks us Ancient Power like a barrier, that'll buy us some time!"

 

[ShinyDiamond]

Silver was standing cautiously against whatever was lurking around. Suddenly, an Ember attack was shot at Silver's feet as he jumped back from it. Then another Ember came towards Kitten's feet.

"What the..." What was in front of them was an army of Magmars. The one in the middle was a Magmortar. It pointed it's cannon...at them! "Watch out!" Magmortart shot Flamethrower at them as Silver got Kitten out of the way in time. As he landed he commanded.

"Cubchoo! Water Pulse!" Cubchoo got in front & brought out a ring of water, pushing it at Magmortar. However, a bunch of Magmars guarded their leader & took the hit, but Water Pulse didn't even leave a scratch! "Oh boy..." This was not gonna go well.

 

[Cookie-The-Regretfull-Arcanine]

Kitten sat up rubbing her head her eyes wide as she looked at the Magmar and Magmortar. With a whimper she scrambled back and onto her feet summoning Doom and Saber as well as Cookie snarled at a Magmar, soon accompanied by the dark types who formed abit of an odd line shadows collecting in their maw and by their claws.

Kitten gulped as she let out a command. "Saber use Shadow Claw and Doom use shadow ball!! Cookie, use dig!"

Cookie barked as she started to dig into the ground at a rapid pace soon disappearing from sight as she tunneled under the hot dirt. Doom shot his shadow ball at the MAgmortar while Saber ran behind the shadow ball using it as a cloak to ge tin close to attack with his shadow claw.

 

[ShinyDiamond]

Silver took out Furball for backup. When she noticed the army of Magmars, she knew she wasn't taking a nap anytime soon, so she got in her battle stance.

"Furball, Faint Attack! Cubchoo, Icy Wind!" Furball was the first to move, hiding in the shadows for a few moments. Then she lept out at a Magmar, but the Magmar countered with a Fire Punch before she could slam into him, knocking her back.

Cubchoo breathed in lots of air then sneezed an Icy Wind at the Magmars, who took little damage but was slowed down a bit as the floor around them froze. "That works." Silver gloated.

Magmortar saw the Shadow Ball coming, & quickly shot a Hyper Beam at it. Saber was behind so there was a chance it hit him too.

 

[Cookie-The-Regretfull-Arcanine]

Kitten paniced as the Magmortar fired the hyper beam and bit her lip. "SABER! Jump quickly!!!!" She called out hoping he wouldn't get hit. Saber on the other hand had other plans, as he ran faster teh hyperbeam smashed through Doom's Shadowball the Absol's horn started to glow silver as he came closer to the hyperbeam, jumping as was instructed before slashing the horn into the air using Razor wind at Magmortar and the magmar around him.

The absol winced as the hyperbeam hit his back paws before letting out a howl of sorts. "SOL!" He snarled as he landed on the ground baring his sharp teeth. His red eyes were in a sharp glare as he felt something moving under his feet but didn't look down.

Cookie growled as she felt heat where someone was standing and dug upwards jumping out of the ground and slashing at a magmar that was there.

Kitten blinked in surprise as Saber used Razor wind, when did he learn that? With a grin she looked towards Doom. "Doom, shadow ball again!"

 

[ShinyDiamond]

The Razor Wind hit the Magmar, knocking him back to a few others as some Magmars fainted. This was easier than Silver thought. A Magmar spat out Fire Spin at Saber. "Cubchoo, Water Pulse!" Cubchoo quickly ran as shot Water Pulse at Fire Spin, dissolving it. He looked at Saber for a minute before turning back to the army.

"Furball! Use Return!" With speed, Furball got on top of Magmortar & stomped on him many times. It wasn't much though since Magmortar was huge compared to Furball. She got out of the way in time as Shadow Ball reached & collided with Magmortar.

"I don't know how long we can hold this up!" shouted Silver to Kitten. Magmortar looked at Saber for a minute. He halted his Magmars & walked up to Saber. He demanded a single challenge. 1-on-1, Magmortar Vs. Saber. A worthy & fair match. "What's going on?" Whispered Silver, getting confused.

 

[THEROGE12]

Name: TheRoge
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Personality:Brave
Pokemon: Charizard
Pokemon personalities Adamant

 

[Cookie-The-Regretfull-Arcanine]

Kitten blinked in surprise as she watched the pokemon not sure what to make of it all. By the looks of things Magmortar wanted a 1-1 battle, though you can't be all too sure since this is a rather aggresive pokemon.

Saber growled as he took a step forward before barking out the challenge. "Fine, you and I shall fight but your Magmar must be well away from the battle and not hurt these two humans and the other pokemon..." He paused a moment to think. "Though if I do fight you what will I win?" A smirk made its was to the dissaster pokemons face as his horn glowed.

Doom snapped at the magmar before placing himself infront of Kitten giving his 'scary face' to the Magmar (Lol not the move just the evil 'mess with me you die' face XD)

 

[Nideous]

John thought about it a bit. He had Cinder. Cinder could inflict a burn with his attacks. But Cinder was knocked out. And then there was the issue with him losing his mind. John stood there, blood dripping down his arm. His face paled and he was getting very weak.

"Ugh... If you have a Revive, then I can get Cinder back out. His Flamethrower can inflict a burn... Or, you can use Blaziken to do the same thing..." John said faintly. Israel might notice what was wrong, but he doubted it. John shook his head and Tempest soared down, Smacking Spiritomb with Steel Wing, then soaring away before it could attack her. She was moving so fast she was a blur. John was swaying a little bit.

"Or, if you have a pokemon with Odor Sleuth, Metal knows Signal Beam. Odor Sleuth will remove the Ghost Type defenses, That will leave it able to get hit by the Super Effective Signal Beam," John said quietly as he tried not to fall over. Damn cut on his arm was making him lose blood really fast.

 

[ShinyDiamond]

That Saber was smarter than he thought. He agreed the Magmar would not interrupt & that no one else would be hurt, & that if Saber won, he would let them pass. However, if Magmortar won, they would all perish.

Furball & Cubchoo went back to Silver, who was at the moment hesitating on what was going on. "Kitten. Not to be the idiot, but what are they doing?"

The Magmars snorted at Doom & turned their attention at the upcoming battle. Soon, they would all fall to their doom. Once their leader won, there would be no escape. There's no chance an Absol would beat their leader, Magmortar.

 

[aspie3000]

"The problem with that is that moves like Flamethrower or Overheat have to do damage before burning the opponent," said Israel, and then he thought of something; something cheap.

"Return Mamoswine!!!" said Israel calling back his Pokemon. "Go Blaziken, attack him now!!!" said Israel sending out Blaziken. Blaziken jumped in the air; the Spiritomb readied itself for a counter attack when Blaziken went right over it and punched Malackai in the face. Spiritomb turned to stop Blaziken but was hit with a Rock Slide.

The Rock Slide didn't damage the Spiritomb but it immobilized it long enough for Blaziken to grab Jirachi and jump back over to Israel. "Alright now let's get the crap out of here while we still can!" he said as the Blaziken grabbed him and jumped really far away.

Israel hoped that John would be smart and follow with Tempest; he was a jerk but Israel didn't want him dead. There was one problem with this whole plan; how did they get out of here? Israel then remembered that he had something with him that could help.

(OOC: Deus EX Machina!)

 

[Nideous]

(OOC: Considering John is slowly bleeding to death, he pretty much needs it at this point.)

"Yeah..." John said faintly. He was trying to get his hazy mind to function properly. Damn, bloodloss can be a real pain. Israel returned his pokemon, and John was ready for what happened next. Being that they still had their minds connected, John had known what Israel was going to do. And while he hated running from a fight, he had no other choice. He telepathecally ordered Tempest to distract Malackai. While Blaziken grabbed Jirachi, Tempest flew into Malackai, knocking him to the ground as she blasted swiftly past Spiritomb. John was ready when she reached him, and caught her around the neck, swinging himself up to her back, getting blood all over her feathers.

"Fly after Israel..." John said weakly as he slumped forward on her back. Being airborne, and under the effect of two Agilities, Tempest caught up to Israel easily. And she outstripped him as she zoomed past. She chirped, an alarmed note in her voice as she doubled back. Malackai was predictably giving chase. Tempest flew down and blasted a Hurricane at him, slowing him down, before she soared away again. John could hear Malackai yelling at him, but everything was going hazy and dark. Tempest caught back up to Israel and flew down low so he and Blaziken could climb aboard if they wanted to. She didn't care, as she was strong enough to carry anyone she wanted.

 

[aspie3000]

Israel jumped on Tempest's back and returned Blaziken, he thought that they were home free when a Shadow ball exploded in front of them knocking Israel off to the ground. Tempest was unaffected because it was a normal type, but Israel was hit by the ghostly energy.

Israel landed safely because of Jirachi's instinct to levitate them both safely to the ground. Malackai and Spiritomb landed on the same landmass as him and started walking toward him. Jirachi was still in a zombie like trance and was pretty useless in this state. Besides, Israel needed that last wish in order to stop Giratina from destroying the world.

Israel only had one hope and it was in a Pokeball, "go Mynh!" he said sending out Shea's Shaymin. The reason that Shea wasn't with Israel, MiB, and Earl earlier was because he had gently knocked Shea out so he wouldn't put himself in harms way. Shea was much too young for this, and Mynh understood that and decided to tag along for now.

"What do you wan't me to dooo?" it asked cutely. "I don't know chea pet, do something!!!" said Israel annoyed. There was still shadow energy was still in the air so Myhn absorbed it and used Seed Flare. The attack created quite the blast that sent Malackai flying into the endless void of Distortion world. Wondertomb followed trying to save it's master.

Israel was overcome with joy when he saw that the Seed Flare had opened a portal to the human world. Israel didn't know what had happened to John, but he had a world to save. Israel and Myhn walked through the portal with Jirachi into the human reality. He sincerely hoped that John would make it through the portal in time.

 

[Cookie-The-Regretfull-Arcanine]

Saber nodded in agreement as he slowly started to walk circles aorund the Magmortar a sharp glare on his face as he stopped infront of the magmar, clawing at the ground in anticipation, already you could tell this fight would be one to remember. The dissaster pokemons horn quivered as he sensed something, thinking nothing of it as he waited for his Trainer's command to attack.

"Silver, he has agreed to a one on one with the Magmortar, if he wins we can pass through safley.. Though if Saber looses... We.." Kitten's voice broke of with a whimper as she shook her head. "Though Saber wont looosee.." She tried to re-asure Silver, okay mainly herself as she looked towards the two pokemon stepping closer so she could have a better view of what was going on and how some moves could work..

Maybe if we tried... Yeah, that could work!

 

[ShinyDiamond]

That didn't sound good. If Saber didn't win...Silver didn't even want to think about it! "Let's hope he wins..."

Magmortar, circling the field like Saber, watched very closely, waiting to make the right move. Then, without letting Saber act, he shot his cannon at Saber & blasted a Fire Blast at him. Yikes that felt hot!

"Kitten, what do we do if Saber loses?" Silver was starting to worry. He's not ready to die! Not yet! He still had TP to deal with, & his dream of beating every gym! Saber has to win this battle! He just has to! He can't lose!

 

[Cookie-The-Regretfull-Arcanine]

Kitten bit her lip, right now she had more to worry about then answering Silver what they were gonna do in their final minutes alive. A glare crossed her face as the Magmortar started to attack with Fire Blast, time to show this jerk what those hours of training led up to!

"Saber, Dodge it and counter with Razor wind and Iron Tail!!" The raven haired trainer commanded with an eager gleam to her eyes.

Saber flicked his tail as he tried to dodge the Fire Blast, getting smacked on his rump with the flames. A snarl came from his throat as his horn glowed, running closer to the Magmortar before slashing his horn into the air in front of him, letting loose a torrent of Razor Wind. As he ran his tail started to glow and eerie silver colour in preparation for the Iron Tail attack as he quickly advanced on the Magmortar, jumping into the air spinning to smash his tail against the fire type menace. The Absol snarled at the Magmortar as he attacked hoping to at least cause some damage. Loosing was not an option at all!