What Would You Do? (Pokemon style)

[yikkayuk]

D.

A huge explosion rocks your town. You realise someone is attacking your house. Who is it?

A. The Porygon-Z Mafia

B. Team Rocket

C. Me :)

D. Fearow...

 

[Ivix Kuroshu]

A.

You're battling your friend in a link battle on Platinum, (Or any game, I suppose) and he has you down to your last Pokemon. Little does he know it's your secret weapon. What is it?
A. Fully EV trained Arceus
B. Level 100 Magikarp
C. Your starter
D. A powerful Pokemon that was originally his
E. Chuck Norris

 

[Latiace]

E, what else? XD

Who is Xatu?
a)A Pokemon. -.-;
b)A bunneh rabbit!
c)Chuck Norris

Oh, the insanity! XD

 

[MarstheCar]

Well ofcourse Xatu is a bunneh rabbit! XD (I know it's a Pokemon).
It's your birthday, and there's a pokemon special in your town. But you don't have any tickets.
A) Break in with your ninja skills.
B) Eat some cake with Pokemon on it.
C) Beg to go in.
D) Kill anyone with a ticket.

 

[PokemonQueen]

c)Beg to go

you're riding your bike through pallet and misty's there. she trys to steal your bike what do you do?
a)It's OK, have it!
b)Get your own?
c)Kick her and keep pedaling
d)Start crying and calling for the nearest Officer Jenny

 

[Lucariotoes]

C. Though if she'd ask nicely I'd let her borrow it. 'Cause Misty rocks.

One day you free a Mew from its Pokeball by accidently breaking said ball. Like a genie it grants you a wish. That wish is...
A) Three more wishes
B) World peace
C) World domination
D) A Master Ball (which you use to catch it yourself with)
E) A Missingno. straight from Kanto
F) A car door

 

[MarstheCar]

C. World Domination for me, please.
You now rule the Pokemon world! What do you do?
A) Make a law stating you own all Pokemon.
B) Get an aspirin. (Ruling the world causes headaches)
C) Eat all the food in the world..
D) Destroy Arceus.
E) Eat.

 

[Maxedg8s]

B. Get an aspirin.
xD

You see some Team Galactic grunts! They dont see you because you're behind a wall Do you:
A) Jump out the open and battle them with tiny animals?
B) Break the rule of the world of pokemon and have a violent gun battle?
C) Knock them out one by one, Solid Snake Style?
D) Run?
C)Throw rocks to tick them off?

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

B. Guns are cool.

Gonzap and Picnicker Irene are having a conversation. Do you:

A. Spy on them because you suspect Gonzap is up to no good.
B. Spy on them because you suspect Irene is up to no good.
C. Grab Super Nerd Roy, who is next to you, and challenge Gonzap and Irene to a doubles battle.
D. Walk slowly away. What they do in their spare time is none of your concern.
E. Sneak up on them ninja-style, and steal Irene's hat and cut off Gonzap's mustache.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

D, cause I couldn't decide who to suspect.

There is a large rip in space right next to your house, would you?

A: Find the nearest Professor and get him to tell you what caused it
B: Jump in and find out yourself
C: Go in with a mate
D: Push in the nearest pedestrian
E: Push in the nearest Pokemon

 

[Pikachukid]

B. Jump in and find out for myself because you never know, there could be a giratina involved.

You are starting a brand new adventure in a world filled by pokemon (yeah you know where this is going)
The town professor is giving away pokemon left over from his yard sale do you
A. Choose Bulbasaur
B. Choose Charmander
C. Choose Squirtle
D. Choose Pikachu (Yellow Version)
E. Choose Eevee (Yellow Version-Prof Oak gives it to Rival)
F. Take all of them!

 

[kreechurkid]

F. Take all of them. No pokemon for rival :badsmile:

You are swimming and a school of sharpedos are catching up to you. You...
a) swim away quickly
b) catch them
c) call out your rival and use them as bait
d) PWN them
e) Use a teleportation device and teleport to the top of mt. coronet, use the azure flute and catch arceus. Then, teleport back and make Arceus use judgement while holding a fist plate to do maximum damage!

 

[SolarAbusoru]

D) PAWN them of course, I get all the glory without seeking help from Arceus

You see tons of stolen Pokeballs ina warehouse, do you:
A) Tell the police
B) Find each one's owner
C) Leave em alone
D) Steal em all for yourself cause you're selfish
E) Be a Sadist and burn the lot of em

 

[Maxedg8s]

D) Its not stealing if I give them an IOU is it?

Wild Pikachu appeared! You don't have pokemon with super effective moves against electric types. What do you chose to pwn it?

A) Manaphy
B) Squirtle
C) Charmeleon
D) Raichu

 

[<>*Ralts*<>]

A wild Level 999 Shiny Arceus appered! You:

A.)Ur mhine naouw!! >:D
B.)Run away,Meh i have 23 of those...
C.)Rawr!,So iheruleikmukieps... Arceus:Yes,and iheruliekDarthvadermudkieps...
D.)Bettah Back off cause IM CHARGIN MAH LAZAH!
E.)LOL! i can take this thing with both my eyes closed and lvl 1 MAGIKARP!
F.)Eat HotPockets and watch it DYSTROY!

 

[MarstheCar]

D. Destroy!!!
You have Pokemon music stuck in ya head. What do ya do?
A) See a doctor.
B) Listen to more music.
C) Deal with it.
D) Go insane.

 

[Pikachukid]

D. Go insane. I can't get more insane anyways.

You are transporting your injured pokemon to a pokemon center when all of a sudden you notice a shiny mew flying over head. When it sees you carrying your pokemon and protecting them from harm, It tells you that it will teleport you to the nearest pokemon center so you:

A. Have it teleport you to the nearest pokemon center
B. Decline the offer because you suspect it's a hack
C. Throw your Masterball and continue onwards to the pokemon center

 

[Maxedg8s]

C. Its waaaaaayyy better to catch it. :D (unless hack. )

You find a injured pokemon! Do you,

A. Drop a pokeball on the pokemon and nonchalantly walk away with it.
B. Call POKE-911
C. Roll it to a pokemon center.
D. KO it and put it out of its misery.

 

[MarstheCar]

C. For all I know, the PokeCenter could've been two steps away, and the shiny Mew flew away afterwards.
You have an urge to show off your EV'd shiny Mew to your friends, when one steps on its Pokeball. What do you do?
A) Use a different Pokeball.
B) Grab Mew, so it doesn't escape.
C) Kill the friend.
D) Slap the friend, hard.

 

[kreechurkid]

D. I'd also get a restraining order.

After opening up your pokemon game, you find yourself as a pokemon. You're in the pokemon daycare, and your idiot trainer paired you up with a (disgustingly slimy) Ditto. What move do you use?

a)Aura Sphere
b) Volt Tackle
c) Fissure
d) Splash
e) Use Aura Sphere on the ditto (PWNAGE), use volt tackle on the daycare lady, then use fissure on your trainer and splash to celebrate.